It's the attack of the very bad PUNS!!
CAN YOU SURVIVE?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Two scientists walk into a bar.Scientist One: I'll have some H20.Scientist Two: I'll have some H20 too. Scientist Two dies.
I'd love to tell you a science joke, but all the good ones argon.
I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
Don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're backstabbers.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
People are choosing cremation over burial. It shows they are thinking out of the box.
If towels could tell jokes, they would have a dry sense of humor.
YOU ARE READING
Laugh and Laugh
RandomThis book is a book where you will at least, finally, LOL without a blank face. P.S. All of these are from the internet, feel free to use them, but say it's from the internet. I got most of these from LolSoTrue.com P.S. You have to see the cover.
