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Moar The Last of Us Puns

◾ "I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."

◾ "When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."

◾ "I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."

◾ "When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."

◾ "Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."

◾ "The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."

◾ "I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."

◾ "There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."

◾ "Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."

◾ "I heard two peanuts walk into a park... One was as-salted."

◾ "What is a pirate's favorite letter? Tis' the c."

◾ "Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged."

◾ "The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."

◾ "I'm inclined...to be laid back."

◾ "Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."

◾ " The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."

◾ " A criminal's best asset... is his lie-ability."

◾ " I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink."

◾ " It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... He just didn't have the balls to do it."

◾"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."

◾"What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder!"