JANUARY 15 2015
Oh my gosh my best friends are like, we'll the best . I met my bestie Jill in the fifth grade and I've been never been the same. Then in 8th grade something amazing just sparked in us like fireworks but not a relationship because I am repulsed by the thought of a vagina.i just threw up a little ,just kidding not that repulsed . These feelings for other guys started well...now I'm in 11th grade looking back I don't really know and don't expect some dramatic book changing flash back.
D-I-C-K all the way that's me and if you can't handle all of this I suggest you put this down now because haters be Hating.
February 14 2015
Why is Claudia acting like such a bitch she is obviously on her period. There's no other reason why she is acting like this , OH YAA that's just her personality. If you don't know background check!!!
Claudia: came from vensula in the seventh grade ( probably illegally ) you didn't hear it from me got it. She is always PMSing for some reason( in the words of my lady gaga " she was born that way") . She looks like a pigeon shit and Lindsey Logan had a very ugly love child. Well enough of her you get the point. Ever spence she found out I was G-A-Y all the way she acts like she can't Handel all this in some sexy pair of jeans.
March 2 2015
Shit just hit the fan she devil you know who I'm talking about told the whole grade over some dumb ass social network made up by some idiot with no friends. Anyways after she found out
I'm gay that's my main blackmail point and I'm sick of it I'm gonna use any strategy I can to get back at her and every other shit head who thinks I'm worth nothing because I'm different! I've figured it out not blackmail but a lesser degree I would like to call graymail deal with it queen bitch the third.
March 4 2015
I am snooping around looking for any dirt I can get in these people who dare themselves to even be called human. So far if got a whole list of things...
CLAUDIA: slept with Sam gallend (ewwww)
SAM GALLEND: slept with Claudia (we're you drugged or something!!!)
JONAH DUNGAN: said in the 8 th grade he was gay but had second thoughts about it
JUSTIN MENRY: dated Emily mallow
EMIJY MALLOW: dated Justin MENRY (fat boy)
MARY LINCH: the sweet heart ( of every horny boy in the school)
SUHAILL ALBITA: kiss up to all teacher in the world but still manages an average if a C+
Ok here is where I run off the list of my peers who do drugs(it's a long ass list)
BRYAN CALBURN
CONOR MUSTID
CONNOR HASBUND
JAICOB LOCKEE
AMBER NEWMAD
JIMMY CABEL
KYLE ST.LAURENCE
BRANDON CKOLEK
JOHNATHIN VADNAIS
NICK ST. PARRIE
TRISTAN JAMIE
Now the list of people who thought I could keep their dirty little secrets(but obviously can't )
NICK PEATY
MIKEL LEDOO
TYLER GIRARR
MICHELE SULLIVAN
EREN SEMONIK
HUNTER STENOLOTCH
ALEX HOGIND
Now the guys who can't tell a joke from reality( even if the joke knocked them in the croch )
NICK MATHENN
MIKEL ROGINPOLA
CAM ST.AMMONT
STEVEN PETRONEL
JOSH HAZBURGEN
MARCELL BUNCHELLE
My list of friends I won't graymail
JILLIAN MARIA
That was a shoot list...
MARCH 5 2015
Operation graymail in affect(fair warning to all of those who are offended by mild humor... GET A LIFE )
For all of those who were on my cant take a joke are being rudely awakened with a harsh list of jokes about the secrets I know that is now posted on their lockers ( from SEE-MORE DICKS, if they did not get that one I don't even know how they survive)
For all the sluts I posted papers with their names on it and the large header is " IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TILE " when they got called to the office by first and last name address by the principal. After he said their names he said" it's about the posters in the hallways and display case " their faces flushed and it was after the bell rang so every body in the school got a quick gander or a sly but settle pic.
Now for the big guns SOCIAL MEDIA. I just created a twitter then quickly deleted when I (accidentally ) tweeted some of the individual secrets of the bums
Who thought I could keep their secrets. I made sure every victim had a twitter too and with every tweet the hash tag is
# graymail
I've gone from sweet gay kid who doesn't bother anybody to the Rambo inception James Bond love child of sorts.
MARCH 6 2015
