All in the title. This was originally just my experience in Cookie Run Kingdom but I've changed it to random stuff because that's what it's become-
Cookie Run by: DevSisters
Thanks for 2k reads and wait what? Oh, we're number 1 in the rpgs tag as well. Huh. Well thank you all again. As promised, I shall expose myself again by sharing my list of characters that show up in Kingdom that I simp for in no particular order. And I'll provide bullet points as to why as well.
Enjoy this please you asked for it by getting me here after all-
Madeleine Cookie:
- This man gives me so many conflicting feelings - Like, I normally hate characters with big egos - Yet here we are - At this point I've just stopped trying to figure out what makes him different and just embraced the fact I think he's hot - And he god damn knows it - Literally his hair flip is smooth like butter holy damn- - And don't get me started on Emo Madeleine
Red Velvet Cookie:
- I know what you think I'm gonna say - But legit it's not like that I swear - His hand is cool, but it's just one piece in the bigger picture of how goddamn cool and cute he is - You know the song Cat and Dog by TXT? - That's my feeling towards Red Velvet - No lie I want to be a Cake Hound just to receive some love and affection from him - I require pets plz TT
Clover Cookie:
- Betcha didn't expect this one - But dammit, everyone just overlooks how beautiful this man really is - He's beautiful - He's kind - He's a musician - Do I really gotta say more?
Sparkling Cookie:
- Again this man just knows how hot he is - Hell, DEVSISTERS knows how hot he is - Man's charming as hell - AND he can make a good drink? - Yes plz I love looking at articles about cafe items while wishing I could have them - If none of this justifies me, - This costume is the least I can do at this point:
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Latte Cookie:
- I'm sorry she's just SO PRETTY - Plus she's probably the one person that'll actually do a really good job of helping me feel like my grades aren't a fluke - Kind and supportive - Really, how can you hate her?
Raspberry Cookie:
- Well she's a girlboss - and she's hot - She just seems like someone I'd enjoy being around - Also probably would stop me from hurting myself in dumb ways - Which is always a plus
Mint Choco Cookie:
- He's handsome - He's charming - He's a great musician - but he has a girlfriend already - But I mean good for him - Him and Cocoa are prefect for each other - And besides...
Toothpaste Cookie:
- I prefer his interdimentional version anyways - Again this man just knows how hot he is - And a lot of this is based off my headcannons because he has like 10 seconds of screen time - But those 10 seconds were enough to make me a simp - So I think that speaks for itself - Also he's a musician
Werewolf Cookie:
- I think I'm starting to understand why people find werewolves attractive - Or maybe it's just this guy idk - Normally werewolves and Edgelords don't do much for me - But again he's an exception - Sir you give yourself too much crap tho - I want to give him pets on the head
Lilac Cookie:
- Y'all were waiting for me to put him in weren't you? - I already made a whole rant about him in my Praising/Roasting CRK characters book - But to quote one part of that, - "Bro, Devsisters literally just made a cold-exterior soft-interior hot as hell assassin/bodyguard with the sexiest voice I've ever heard, any idea why I simp?" - Also don't get me started on Midsummer Bliss Lilac - Yogurt Cream really has no clue how lucky he is to have Lilac as a bodyguard- - I would die to be in his position ngl-
Yogurt Cream Cookie:
- Or I'd just sell myself into being his servant who knows - Lilac really got lucky to be working for Yogurt Cream- - So glad he just abandoned the original mission - Because honestly how can you hate Yogurt Cream? - I respect a fellow crackhead, - but making him a whole damn meal on top of that was just targeting me in specific
I think that's it...
Ok that was a lot. You may think I need some help, or you could completely understand my tastes. Either way I probably need some help but you know what you got me here you signed up for this. I'll just deliver what you got yourself into.