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My Cookie Run Kingdom Simp List

Well uhhh.

Thanks for 2k reads and wait what? Oh, we're number 1 in the rpgs tag as well. Huh. Well thank you all again. As promised, I shall expose myself again by sharing my list of characters that show up in Kingdom that I simp for in no particular order. And I'll provide bullet points as to why as well.

Enjoy this please you asked for it by getting me here after all-

Madeleine Cookie:

- This man gives me so many conflicting feelings
- Like, I normally hate characters with big egos
- Yet here we are
- At this point I've just stopped trying to figure out what makes him different and just embraced the fact I think he's hot
- And he god damn knows it
- Literally his hair flip is smooth like butter holy damn-
- And don't get me started on Emo Madeleine

Red Velvet Cookie:

- I know what you think I'm gonna say
- But legit it's not like that I swear
- His hand is cool, but it's just one piece in the bigger picture of how goddamn cool and cute he is
- You know the song Cat and Dog by TXT?
- That's my feeling towards Red Velvet
- No lie I want to be a Cake Hound just to receive some love and affection from him
- I require pets plz TT

Clover Cookie:

- Betcha didn't expect this one
- But dammit, everyone just overlooks how beautiful this man really is
- He's beautiful
- He's kind
- He's a musician
- Do I really gotta say more?

Sparkling Cookie:

- Again this man just knows how hot he is
- Hell, DEVSISTERS knows how hot he is
- Man's charming as hell
- AND he can make a good drink?
- Yes plz I love looking at articles about cafe items while wishing I could have them
- If none of this justifies me,
- This costume is the least I can do at this point:

Latte Cookie:

- I'm sorry she's just SO PRETTY
- Plus she's probably the one person that'll actually do a really good job of helping me feel like my grades aren't a fluke
- Kind and supportive
- Really, how can you hate her?

Raspberry Cookie:

- Well she's a girlboss
- and she's hot
- She just seems like someone I'd enjoy being around
- Also probably would stop me from hurting myself in dumb ways
- Which is always a plus

Mint Choco Cookie:

- He's handsome
- He's charming
- He's a great musician
- but he has a girlfriend already
- But I mean good for him
- Him and Cocoa are prefect for each other
- And besides...

Toothpaste Cookie:

- I prefer his interdimentional version anyways
- Again this man just knows how hot he is
- And a lot of this is based off my headcannons because he has like 10 seconds of screen time
- But those 10 seconds were enough to make me a simp
- So I think that speaks for itself
- Also he's a musician

Werewolf Cookie:

- I think I'm starting to understand why people find werewolves attractive
- Or maybe it's just this guy idk
- Normally werewolves and Edgelords don't do much for me
- But again he's an exception
- Sir you give yourself too much crap tho
- I want to give him pets on the head

Lilac Cookie:

- Y'all were waiting for me to put him in weren't you?
- I already made a whole rant about him in my Praising/Roasting CRK characters book
- But to quote one part of that,
- "Bro, Devsisters literally just made a cold-exterior soft-interior hot as hell assassin/bodyguard with the sexiest voice I've ever heard, any idea why I simp?"
- Also don't get me started on Midsummer Bliss Lilac
- Yogurt Cream really has no clue how lucky he is to have Lilac as a bodyguard-
- I would die to be in his position ngl-

Yogurt Cream Cookie:

- Or I'd just sell myself into being his servant who knows
- Lilac really got lucky to be working for Yogurt Cream-
- So glad he just abandoned the original mission
- Because honestly how can you hate Yogurt Cream?
- I respect a fellow crackhead,
- but making him a whole damn meal on top of that was just targeting me in specific

I think that's it...

Ok that was a lot. You may think I need some help, or you could completely understand my tastes. Either way I probably need some help but you know what you got me here you signed up for this. I'll just deliver what you got yourself into.