9. I had to use my titts (Villanelle)

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warnings: murder

"Hey why didn't you woke me up?" You asked Villanelle walking to the fridge grabbing a bottle of Water.

"Well Good Morning to you too, and i didn't wake you up because I'm up since 3am i had to kill someone." Villanelle said slightly laughing

"What? You killed somebody at 3 fucking am??. Why's that? What Happened?" You asked

"You know the guy from the gym? Who was flirting with you?" Villanelle asked

"O-M-G do not tell me you killed him- he just asked me if i needed Help he was not flirting with me." You say

"Yeah anyways he's dead now." She said smirking

"Are gonna tell me at least how you killed him?" You asked her

"Well let's just say that i had to use my Titts." She started laughing

"Okay but how tf did you killed him with your Titts. Wait so the last thing he saw are your Titts? The titts i'm seeing mostly everyday, I'm getting jealous to be honest." You said

"Well dorogaya i could show you how, when i catch you again flirting with someone." She said

"But i wasn't even flirting with him." You said

"Bla bla bla now c'mon i need to show you something in our Bedroom." She said raising her eyebrow.

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I don't know what to write don't judge me x

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