Moon is the best hype woman ever made. She cares for her friends dearly. She is cute, petite, and loves all things pink. Moon even has beautiful flowing pink hair! She would like to have a boyfriend, but how do I put this? Men to her are...problematic at best. They are downright disgusting to her even. Not only do they breathe the same air as her, but they also stink! The only men she likes can only be found in animes. Why settle for a Chad when she can have a Tuxedo Mask cardboard cut out? Why have sex in real life when she can get hentai for free and let her imagination run wild while she finger blasts herself to the moon and back? Why settle for anything less than a perfect non-smelly 2 dimensional man? Until they make men who don't burp, fart, or take long shits she will be just fine snuggling up to her anime boyfriend in the form of a body pillow every night.
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Spoon Me
FanfictionThe tales and escapades of an online gang known as the Spooners. These are their stories. Dun dun
