Welcome to the promised 7D book, that took me forever to make because this brain and these fingers ain't doing shit. And I thought what could be a better way to start off this book than with some incorrect quotes?
And yes, Dopey will have the chance to speak
Enjoyyyyyy
Cover: angel-ainur on Tumblr
(it'll be a placeholder until i have enough motivation to make a proper one)
Source: Tumblr, Wattpad, Twitter, etc
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Sneezy: Guys, what's that noise outside?
Doc: There's a shooter outside, lock the door!
Sneezy: A shooter? *Walks outside* I'M OVER HERE, YOU MISSED!!
Doc: SNEEZY GET YOUR FLOOMING BUTT IN HERE-
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Grumpy: Hey Doc, do you think I have anger issues?
Doc: Oh no, of course you don't
Grumpy: Oh wow I didn't expect that answer but than-
Doc: Because an issue is something you can fix
Grumpy: >:O
5D: *falls to the floor while laughing*
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Happy: We have fun, don't we Grumpy?
Grumpy: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
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The 6D: Isn't this illegal?
Doc: Not unless we get caught
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Doc: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like some seashells!
Happy, covered in crabs:
Bashful, struggling to hold a squirming seagull:
Sleepy, covered head to toe in ink:
Sneezy, covered in seaweed:
Dopey, holding a jar of tiny jellyfishes with stings all over his body: oh
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[At the store]
Sneezy: Okay, mission number 2: finding where the popcorn is
Bashful: Wait, what was mission number 1?
Sleepy: Fucking getting here, Bash
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Happy: *playing his guitar, vibing*
Grumpy: Do you take requests?
Happy: Of course! :D
Grumpy: Please stop
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Doc: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe of who I am now
Bashful, Sneezy: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far
Grumpy: I would fight a 13 year old me
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Bashful, walking upstairs to the bedroom, eyes watering and sniffling: Doc...
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The 7D: Adventures In Jollywood
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