did it all for the nookie

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It was breakfast time, and Dave couldn't stop thinking about how he heard Paul Seductor outside his door last night.

FFlashback:

"Harry, I know you can't be here because you're dead, but we're in trouble. It's about our candle, the vanilla bomb scented one. It's in danger and that's bad because it provided us with pretty doors and powers.

Except for this door. Dave never got his power. But yeah. Just wanted to update you"

End fflashback

Dave was also upset how nobody cared about the cracks.

BUT THEN HE REALIZED VIC CAN HEAR THINGS SO HE WALKED UP TO VIC, who was getting a lot of pancakes.

"Vic" Dave whispered, which made Vic turn to him "Do you know anything? Did you hear the cracks? I'm just trying to get info so I can go save the miracle"

"Pete, stop pretending to be Vic so you can get extras" Billie said from behind Dave.

Vic changed back into Pete and shrugged "Worth a shot because I'm so hot"

The house then hit Pete wtf abuse.

Everyone then sat down. Someone peed themselves but Dave was unsure who. He just smelled it.

After breakfast, Dave walked up to the real Vic.

"Vic, did you hear anything last night?"

"Oh! I heard Fred's eye twitching. Hope that helps!"

"YES THANK YOU" Dave yelled, then ran after Fred, who was already in the town.

Soon, Fred came into view. He was carrying donkeys and looked sad oh no.

"Fred!" Dave called

Fred put the donkeys down "Yeah?"

"What do you know about the miracle?"

"What? Nothing"

"Okay well you're nervous"

"I'm not nervous" Fred said, then his eye twitched

"You're eye-"

"Check
One, one, two

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames (size of the)
Dwellin' on the past (past)
It's burnin' up my brain (hot)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day (days)
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to play (play)
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked (ooh)
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey)
Should I be feelin' bad? (No)
Should I be feelin' good? (No)
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (movin')
But I'm a sucker like I said, fucked up in the head (not)
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie that I can't deny
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out? But I did it
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived (but you were)
By my so called girl (but in reality)
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
(Hey) like a chump
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends
To give you their advice
They'll tell you, just let it go
But it's easier said than done
(I apppreciate) I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone (leave me alone)
Leave me alone (leave me alone)
Just leave me alone
Ain't nothin' gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
Ain't nothin' gonna change
'Cause you can go away
And I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
Ain't nothin' gonna change
And you can go away
I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your
Wow, great there it is
That's fucking amazing
Here's how you do it
Watch this
Crazy bastard
You gotta pay for a major expensive glass
Ha-ha-ha-ha
That's how you do it
Ha-ha-ha-ha"

"Omg Fred" Dave gasped "That was so good"

"Yes. I feel like there's this awful pressure that's been put onto me by everyone to be strong. Not just physically, but mentally too. They give me all their burdens, but honestly I don't think I'm strong enough to handle that. It feels like I'm suffocating on rocks. I'm crumbling under the surface"

"Fred, thank you for telling me. Please don't try to put so much pressure on yourself. It's okay to not be perfect or live up to what society expects you to. You're great just the way you are, and if you ever need a shoulder to lean on then I'm right here"

Fred hugged Dave "Thank you"

Dave hugged bCK "You're welcum"

"Oh and btw when you said that there were cracks I felt weak. You should go to Kurt's tower and try to figure something out. See if there's a vision or something"

Dave let go "A vision?"

"You'll know when you see it"

"Omg okay thanks"

"Np"

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