Me:Finally! Someone asked. Oh, and by the way, we need soundwave for this, well, prime soundwave, and this is one of my fan continuities but eh. (Summons soundwave)
Soundwave:O.O
Me:Soundwave! You just got a question.
Soundwave:Status:confused. o.o
Me:Oh, don't worry Sounds, you just have to answer a question.
Soundwave:O-okay...
Me:EnderEmperor just asked "Do you know what happened to Ravage and your other minicons?"
Soundwave:N-no... I'm afraid not... the last time I saw them there was a huge earthquake on the Nemesis... The next thing I remembered was that I was strapped to a surgical table, and my minicons were nowhere to be seen... the room was dark and I couldn't see anything... And then, Blaster came in and helped me out of the place... turns out that it was a stronghold for slavery... I tried to find my minicons but I couldn't feel our telepathic connection... the only thing they told me was that some of them joined the primitives, but they didn't tell me more... I don't know where they are...
(Soundwave collapses on the ground and starts crying.)
Me:(Pats back)There there, soundwave. I'm sure you'll find them, someday...
(Meanwhile...)
Ravage:(Cleaning himself.)
Me:(Teleports beside him.)Ravage!
Ravage:O.O
Me:You and your siblings are gonna go with me.
Ravage:What? Why?
Me:Don't ask me any questions! Or else... (Teleports Thunderhoof here.)
Thunderhoof:Eyy-yo! What's going on!?
Me:Thunderhoof lick him.
Thunderhoof:O.O
Me:I've seen videos of deer licking cats so lick him.
Ravage:Okay! Okay, fine! We'll go with you, just don't let him... do 'that'.
(Later...)
(Soundwave is sitting on a couch, silently crying to himself.)
Me:(Teleports to him.)Soundwave?
Soundwave:Yes?
Me:I have a surprise for you. ;)
(Shows him his mini-cassettes.)
Soundwave:Y-you...
Me:Yup 😊
Soundwave:(Hugs them.)I've missed you all so much...
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare The Primitives Vol. 1
HumorWelcome to the very first book of, well, a trilogy of sorts I guess. P. S. Art on the cover is mine.
