Dsmp GC/CHAT

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IM BACK MFS

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George: Which one of you shitheads stole my glasses, I am not in the mood to find it right now, i havent got any sleep because of a teletubby's snoring and a Panda stealing all the snacks so any of you snitch

Karl: Uh maybe you left it somewhere?

George: Everyone shut up unless you know who took my colorblind glasses

Skeppy: Nope

Wilbur: Dont know either

Technoblade: how should I know

George: Bad?

BadBoyHalo: ....

Karl: Bad don't-

Tubbo: Bad just lie this one time for ffs

SapNap: Bad..

George: I have rat with me.

BadBoyHalo: It was Dream!

Dream: bad you snitch

BadBoyHalo: he has rat hostage 😿

Jschlatt: no he's not

Hannah: how would you know, goat

Jschlatt: because I placed him in Skeppys car while the engine was gone of course

Skeppy: Is that why my car crashed!?

Jschlatt: Yeah lol

Skeppy: You son of a bitch

Jschlatt: yeah I agree

Skeppy: why the fuck is he agreeing than being offended

Quackity: you called his mom a bitch than him

Skeppy: oh.

Skeppy: you son of a bitch

Jschlatt: I heard worse

George: Dream turned off his snap location

George: and it seems that the only one who can see it is Bad.

Karl: Bad No-

Jschlatt: Go on

BadBoyHalo: ...

George: Bad.

BadBoyHalo: He's in Ponks house..

Ponk: yeah dipshit is in my house get him out of here!

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Dream: BadBoyHalo you dumb traitor

BadBoyHalo: I'm sorry

Tina: Aw you don't have to be sorry for anything Bad

Dream: George punched me and kicked me out of my own room

Tina: I said what I said.

Dream: shut up

Sykkuno: Don't tell Tina to shut up

Dream: You'll never meet your friends

Sykkuno: ಥ╭╮ಥ

Corpse: George is gonna meet the whole world before even meeting you Dream

Dream: You all shut up

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BadBoyHalo: @everyone

Dream: did you seriously have to ping everyone

BadBoyHalo: I found the cutest thing ever TvT

George: I wanna see

BadBoyHalo:

dream: ew looks like yellow goo

BadBoyHalo:shut up it's cute ☹️

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Dream: Mirror mirror on the wall who's the meanest person of them all 👽

Mirror: it's BadBoyHalo

Dream: WHAT

Tina: really

George: I think the mirror was offended when Bad broke it

BadBoyHalo: It was an accident okay!

Tommy: that's what they all say

Skeppy: like your mom

*

*theyre playing among us*

Quackity: Dream copied my hat

Dream: no you copied mine

Quackity: whatever I look better in it anyway

Dream: you wish

Quackity: no it's true

Dream: shut up

Quackity: you shut up you stupid simp

Dream: You're a simp

Quackity: everyone who knows Dreams a simp say "I"

Sapnap: I

Tina: I

Badboyhalo: I

Skeppy: I

Everyone cause I got lazy: I

Dream: you all suck

Dream: SHUT UP Q

Quackity: YOU SHUT UP ,

Dream: SHUT UP QUACKITY

Quackity: YOU SHUT  UP!

Dream: YOU LITTLE DUCK

Quackity: HOW DARE YOU, YOU UGLY SIMP

The others while dream and q are fighting on mic:

Badboyhalo: My ears hurt

Sapnap: What?

Karl: he's gone deaf

QUACKITY: YOU STUPID IDIOT

DREAM: YOU STUPID BLACK DUCK IM GONNA RIP YOU APART

QUACKITY: I WISH I WAS THE IMPOSTOR RIGHT NOW SO I CAN MURDER YOU

DREAM: IM GONNA KICK YOUR HORNS RIGHT OFF YOUR HAT AND—

George: Alright you both take all you guys said back or no dinner

Dream: ...
Quackity: ...

Dream: I want dinner I'm not gonna fight back..

Quackity: I want dinner too...

Dream: me and a are friends now..

Quackity:yes..best of friends

Niki: they're friends now cause of dinner seriously

*George kills Dream*
*kills Niki*

Defeat, impostor has won

Dream: WHAT

Quackity: pfft I don't even care as long as he killed Dream

Sapnap: YOU ALL WERE SO DUMB AT DISTRACTED ON FIGHTING TO EVEN NOTICE OUR DEAD BODIES

Technoblade: this is stupid I'm out of here 👎🏻

Technoblade has left the chat

Basically two brother in laws fighting cause I'm this AU q and George are brothers 😻