Herb, holding a cup of tea: Got myself some piping hot tea. But that's not the only thing getting piped!
several minutes later
Herb: I have just been informed that "getting piped" refers to a sexual activity and not warming your body through the comforts of boiled water and leaves, so I apologize for that-
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