Kiwi, shaking water off his hands while walking out of the bathroom:
Roll Cake, who was standing by: Hand touch the water?
Kiwi: What? I was just washing my hands.
Roll Cake: Nothing to be embarrassed about, man. You go in for a deep wipe, water's a little too high, hand touches the water.
Kiwi: ...I used the bathroom so I washed my hands.
Roll Cake: Why would you wash your hands if your hands didn't touch the water?
Kiwi: Are you talking about the toilet water?
Roll Cake: Yeah, the piss water.
Kiwi: The piss water-? I'm not putting my hands in the toilet water.
Kiwi:
Kiwi: You put your hands in the toilet water?!
Roll Cake: No, I don't put them- just like 85/95% of the time my knuckles just skim it!
Kiwi: Ski- why don't you just stand up when you wipe?
Roll Cake: Stand up? What??
Kiwi: You just stand up when you wipe and then you won't-
Roll Cake: No you gotta hunch so you can get a deep wipe!
Kiwi: Hunch? You don't gotta hunch when you can just put your fuckin leg up-
Roll Cake: PUT YOUR LEG UP? LIKE A DOG?????
Kiwi: YOU GET MAXIMAL SPACE IF YOU PUT YOUR LEG UP-
Roll Cake: YOU THINK I'M WEIRD CAUSE MY KNUCKLES TOUCH THE PISS WATER AND YOU'RE PISSING LIKE A FUCKING DOG.
Kiwi: -YOU'RE CALLING ME FUCKIN WEIRD WHILE YOU'RE OVER HERE CROUCHING OVER AND SHIT-
