The Fazbear groupchat

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[Problematic Dumbassses]

@Goldenboi: hey Freddy?

@FreddyFazbear: yes parasite?

@Goldenboi: how did you find out about my twitter account anyways?

@FreddyFazbear: Foxy told me that's why he hasn't said anything for awhile

@Goldenboi: ....

@Goldenboi: OH THAT LITTLE BITCH

Bad_Golden_Girl_19: Ayy just woke up with a killer hangover what the fuck is happening rn

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: Spring scroll up

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: ....

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: FOXY YOU HOE IM COMING FOR YO ASS

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: Foxy what do you want me to play at your funeral?

@Foxythepirate123: play the wellerman creed please Bonnie first mate

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: K ♡

@Sassy_Gurl101: nah let's play CPR instead

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: NO!

@Sassy_Gurl101: But it will be funny! Imagine it "here lies Foxy the pirate fox killed by two angry Fazbears he- TIGHT AS A VIR- "WHAT THE FUCKKK"

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: okay Nvm that's too funny let's do that sorry Foxy :)

@BestDadEver: can yall shut up William wanted to know why my phone was blowing up and he saw this entire conversation

@Goldenboi: Why was William with you anyway Dad? 😏

@Sassy_Gurl101: OOOH CAUGHT IN 4K 👉📸👈

@BestDadEver: ....

@BestDadEver Left the chat

@Sassy_Gurl101: this just proves it

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: I'll get him

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈 added @BestDadEver

@BestDadEver: how do you return children?

@BestDadEver: Like is there a return policy? Or do you just drop them off at an orphanage and say goodbye you little shits?

@FreddyFazbear: please drop me off at an orphanage maybe then I'll get a father that loves me

@BestDadEver: holy shit he's self-aware now

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: Yo bestie how do you hide a body?

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: oh shit sorry that was meant for Lolbit

@FreddyFazbear: spring...what did you do now?

@Goldenboi: lol noice

@FreddyFazbear: SPRING SERIOUSLY?

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: whaaat it's what he would have wanted!

@BestDadEver: the heart sells the most

@Goldenboi: ....

@FreddyFazbear: ...

@Sassy_Gurl101: ....

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: k! Thanks daddy! 💜

@BestDadEver:  what? I'm dating William you seriously think he hasn't done something like this?

@Goldenboi: YOU ADMIT IT!

@BestDadEver Left the chat

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈 added @BestDadEver

@BestDadEver: Ffs

@Foxythepirate123: maties I'm not dead