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The Fazbear groupchat

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if my AGA AU had a groupchat Note: this will not be an ask book just a fun thing

#askgoldieanything #textbook

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by Wolffoxnation

by Wolffoxnation

[Problematic Dumbassses]

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: FREDDY IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

@FreddyFazbear: what's new?

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: wait wait wait! What happened!?

@Goldenboi: you haven't seen Freddy's latest tweet?

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: I uninstalled twitter what did he say?

@Goldenboi:

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: that's not so bad

@Goldenboi: there's more but my storage is full so I can't take my screenshots :(

@FreddyFazbear: ....

@FreddyFazbear: SPRING WHAT THE FUCK

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: what did she do????

@FreddyFazbear: SHE LEAKED MY NUMBER ON TWITTER

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: oml!!!!!

@Goldenboi: ....

@Sassy_Gurl101: heheh nice

@Foxythepirate123: WHAT IN THE DAVEY!!!!!

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: that's right hoes don't cross me ill ruin your life

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: did she just call us hoes?

@FreddyFazbear: SPRING!

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: so?

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: I mean it's kinda hypocritical since you have two lovers

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: Shut up hoe :)

@BestDadEver: so I just read all of these messages and christ on a stick What the fuck guys

@Goldenboi: Christ on a stick sounds like a food you would find at a carnival stall

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: what would that even taste like?

@Sassy_Gurl101: bread and wine

@FreddyFazbear: im going to need some christ on a stick with extra wine after this

@Goldenboi: lol

@Goldenboi: I love how we went from Spring leaking Freddy's number on twitter to A hypothetical Food that should be sold everywhere

@Sassy_Gurl101: holy shit Goldie knows the word hypothetical? It's a fucking miracle! I didn't know he knew how to spell!

@FreddyFazbear: I didn't know he could even write before this.

@Goldenboi:

@BestDadEver: I want to die

@Goldenboi: I bet birdo with the knifo will help you :>

@Bad_Golden_Girl_19: who gets all your stuff when you die?

@BestDadEver: I'm burying everything with me, yall suck

@Sassy_Gurl101:

@BestDadEver: William gets all of my stuff

@Sassy_Gurl101:

@BestDadEver: its William do you really think that's going to work? He always comes back.

@Sassy_Gurl101: I'm going to frame him for a crime he didn't do and steal all of your stuff when he gets sent to jail

@BestDadEver: again its William, there isn't a law he hasn't broken

@BonnieisGay🏳️‍🌈: what even is this groupchat anymore?

@Goldenboi: no clue

@BestDadEver: Chica just fucking leaked William's number on twitter