Hank was working at strictlen propane as he normally does when he got a phone call
"Hello this is strictlen propane taste the heat instead of the meat"
"Help 911 my boyfriend Mr Krabs had his millionth stroke help" said Donald trump on the other line
"Um sir this is strictlen propane you see have to
dial 9 1 1 to get to 911"
"Please help please"
And Hank hanged up the phone and continue to sell propane and propane accessories
After a long day at the job Hank grabbed a beer and started talking with his friends behind the fence
There was bill who was a important scientist
Dale who was a professor more smarter than Einstein
And boomhower a government spy
And just joking they were all losers
"Oh I miss my wife Loretta" cried bill
"God damnit bill shut up about your wife" said Hank in response
And bill cried
"Hank let me tell you the aliens are real their every where" saids dale
"God damnit dale stop talking about the god damn aliens" then Hank said "literally thanks to you my son is scared of going outside"
Insert
A flashback
Here
.
.
.
.
.
"Hey Bobby I thought maybe you and me could go outside and-"
"AHHHHHHHHHH ALIENS ARE REAL THERE EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHH"
end of flashback
.
.
.
.
.
"I might have told him somethings"
Anyways after Hank beat dales ass
He went to see his wife
But
Holy shit
She's in bed with
.........
Find out in part 2
YOU ARE READING
pro pain
RomanceHank loved his propane more then his wife he always joked about it. but one day propane saved his life and he was forever grateful for it....
