Peter: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Peter, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n: Oh! B positive.
Peter: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n:
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Peter: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/n: It's not a joke.
Y/n: *sniffles*
Y/n: I'm a legit snack.
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Peter: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Y/n: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Peter: Y/n! My face is on fire!
Y/n: Peter! Are you ok?!
Peter: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Y/n: But your face is on fire.
Peter: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
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Peter: A theif.
Y/n: Thief?
Peter: Theif.
Y/n: I before E, except after C.
Peter: Thceif.
Peter: No.
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Peter: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Y/n: Isn't that just killing people?
Peter: Ah, technicality.
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Peter: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/n: I think you mean cards.
Peter, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Peter: *Accidentally hits Y/n in the face*
Peter: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm f*cking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Peter: ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?!
Y/n: What's wrong with you?!
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Peter: *Gets down on one knee*
Y/n: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Peter: *Falls over*
Y/n: The poison is kicking in.
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Your Boyfriend Headcannons and Oneshots
FanfictionHere is a collection of all the YB oneshots/headcannons I write! I might take requests but I'm not sure yet, it depends on what the request is. I hope you enjoy ^^ <3 🥈 in #ybg
