pre log
Max (a different Max) and Macks met in kindergarden, and both instantly fell in love, but were to shy to say anything, fast forward to middle school, where they are eating lunch.
Chapter 1- interesting things
As other Max looked across the room for his crush Macks
He cant find him because he is 4ft tall
Even though he was really small ( His dick was tiny too) other Max still loved him
Even Although is small throughout body made it hard to find him, other Max found him.
He walked over slowly, but confidently.
"Sup pretty lady. what's a girl with a tiny dick like you doing alone on a night like this?" other Max asked Macks
Just looking for a little fun
In that case, you are in luck, cuz I have mini corndogs.
What are you talking about asked Joel
marco
But fortnite said the other one
"Did you know it would take 23,034 slaps to cook a chicken ?"
They all turned their heads to the sound of the voice but couldn't find out who said it.
It was God, he was giving them very helpful advice
Remember the bestway to find love is hot cakes. God said as he vanished into the dark obituary
Hey we should make o-
Chapter 2 the future
5 years have now passed, and turns out Jack's brother is gay (he always was just in the closet) and kyle died
Man I wish me and Macks weren't still just friends Max thought on his way to Macks' house.
He thought of all the things he wanted to tell him when he got there.
When Max got to his crush's house he saw the weirdest thing
Macks had BITCHES?!?!?!?!?
Nevermind, they were just anime body pillows (like Joel's).
"🧍🏽🤏" said Max
So what i'm still awesome Macks said
The pillows were very poggers, he thought to himself.
So they smashed on top of them
B
Then they switched positions but it was more fun with Max on top😏.
His bunk beds gave the person on top a disadvantage, because they couldn't see the screen as well
Mack told Max that he sucked at smdegrading kink
Stop kink shaming
He just couldn't help spamming Pyra's up B.
Just then...
Mack's mother Kaden (Who had big mommy milkers( not as big as Caroline the stripper)) asked what they wanted for
"Can we have dino nuggies" they said in unison.
DINO NUGGIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! they started yelling and bojumped on kaden pining him to the ground
My Mommy milkers will go make dino nuggies. Kaden said
They turned to the camera and laughed like losers (aka jack's brother,Jarquavios) lol
Chapter 3 the ensuing
At diskneeeeee world kaden is currently fingering all of the princesses, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. SLOWLY. Because he is really very horny.
Now that kaden had all of his sexual fantasies desired ( what about his girlfriend???)
He can finally move on to the princes
after his wonderful " adventures" with the princes he moved on to the cast members. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
Then he went home with the special diksneeeeee dino nuggies ( they were edible )
The two boys were patiently waiting at home for their diskneee dino nuggies.
When...
Kaden and his mommy milkers cumed(😏) home with the dino nuggies.
The two boys shared one of the dino nuggies very agresseivelee.
"He mack you know that then best things a about iowa are cute girls, sexy men, corn, baguettes, abortions, Carl, pterodactyls, dickeys, princesses, consensual scandalous affairs,and Twlight Sparkle???"
But the real best thing is you and your little pp
He held a gun up to his head
then max shot himself because the vest was unaffected cause the it was on his chest and not his head where it should be so he bleed out of his head like an idiot
But macks used his little pp healing powers to heal max, Like in tangled but with little pp not hair
He woke up and realized it wasn't a dream, but his little pp healing powers weren't enough.
He was now forever gay longing for max (and his little pp) to cum back
jack is hot ( not as hot as kaden) but still pretty hot
The End
