It was a beautiful day in denmark.
They were all sitting at a denny's
Man i can't believe Kaden is dead from lack of bussy said Jack
He developed cardiac arest, lol.
Well Now that hes dead i'm finally single so jack you wanna hook up? Asked Caroline
Yes said Jack as they started coping under the table
they were under there for 3 hours because they fell asleep
When they woke up everyone in the denny's was gone, including the workers
Dang they all left said Caroline
You know what that means 😏
homework
So they burned down the dennys then had sex it was pwetty epic
Then they rebuilt it, and had sex again.
And then they got married at the denny's
Then jack thought: "is she flirting with me I can't tell"
He then had a mental breakdown and shot himself but didn't die.
Sadly
The only way to die is by no bussy said a doctor
To bad you got no bitches, absolutely zero play lol (starts to default dance)
What about my wife? Asked jack
Women don't count as Bitches
Only ur mom does
Caroline dies
But she can't die she has gotten Bussy
She do be gotting Bussy doe they agreed
But turns out she lied to everyone and was actually getting no bussy
But jesus knew she was lying about that so she lived (jk)
Chapter 2 the bussening
She was happily living, when all of a sudden truck kun came out of nowhere and put her in a coma lol
She then died in that coma (L)
I Can't believe she's dead I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me said Jack
She probably wasn't said the doctor
I guess I'll never know said jack
I always had a felling when we had sex but I just wasn't for sure said Jack
Well now you have nothing to live for, have you heard of euthenasia
Wtf is that word asked Caroline from the grave
Well It's when I kill you said doctor
Sweet, get me some of that please
Sure but its gonna cost you a lot of money
He euthanized him but the credit card declined
So he resurrected him through a summoning circle, and Kaden and Caroline somehow both came through as well
Woah dude that was weird said kaden
I'm back again and about time too said Jack
And so are we said the others
Chapter 3
To celebrate the return they all decided to go to denny's
Jack then explained for 5 hours what happened while Kaden was dead
But he was not paying attention because he saw a butterfly
So he decided to chase it
Well now that were alone said Jack you know what that means 😏
Oh yeah, and they held hands aggressively
And decided to cope
Then have sex
Then have a liver transplant
Then they went to visit president obama at the white house
When Kaden caught the butterfly he saw that they had left.
He was sad, so he chased another butterfly
The end
