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Kuya Ranford
10-09 03:00 PM

Lindsay:

Hi Kuya Ranford

Bukod kay Max, sino pa
po pogi niyong pinsan?

Ranford:

Poging pinsan?

Do I even have one?

Lindsay:

Aruy

Maganda lahi niyo kuya,
tanggapin mo nalang

Kaya nga gusto ko manghingi
ng sperm eh

Payag na yan si Mama, wala
siyang choice kapag nadonatan na ako


Ranford:

I think we should ask your
brother first..

And really, Lindsay, sperm?

You should focus on your studies

Lindsay:

In tagalog, magpapalahi lang ako

Walang consult consult

Sige na kuya ranfordddddd

Ranford:

I don't mind you playing my cousins

But they're all assholes. I don't want
you to be involve with them

Lindsay:

Sus, kaya ko yan

Pili mo ko kuya ng gwapo tapos matino

Yung pinaka-matino na para mapanatag ka


Ranford:

I can't think of one

May mga kilala ako pero
hindi ko pinsan

Lindsay:

Pass

Gusto ko yung Ford


Ranford:
How about Connor?

Lindsay:

Ayaw

Di ako pihikan ah, ayoko lang
sa mahabang buhok


Ranford:
I really can't think of someone

Lindsay:

Grabe kuya, ang dami
mong pinsan eh

Pili nalang ako sa pangalan

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