Incorrect Quotes #3

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Jake: Oh. I have a note from MC.
Hannah: What does it say?
Jake, reading:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I would punch a dude in the head for you.
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MC: Now that Jake is gone let's set Duskwood on fire wearing mickey mouse costumes! Then take over the world!
Jessy: What? Why?!
MC: Idk. I just feel like it and Jake is 90% of my impulse control.

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Jake: I have a bad feeling about this.
Dan: What?
Jake: It's a little voice in your head telling you something is wrong.
Dan: Never heard of it.
Jake: That actually explains so much...

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Jake: I hate spring. There's so much bugs and pollen. I hate it.
MC, dancing around: I love spring so much!
Jake:
Jake: I love spring.

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