Iris: What do I get?
Hilda: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Iris: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Hilda: It won't be you.
Iris: I'll get my coat.
Ingo: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Elesa: I'm not doing to well.
Bianca: What's wrong?
Elesa: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Hilbert enters the room*
Elesa: There it is again.
Elesa: Ah shit, I forgot.
Emmet: Forgot what?
Elesa: How do you expect me to answer that?
Nate: I got an idea!
Rosa: Does it involve breaking the law?
Nate: By now don't you think that's a given?
Rosa: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Nate: Don't bother.
Hilbert on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Hilbert on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Emmet: Sure, you're verified on X, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Rosa: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Nate: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Ingo: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Emmet: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.
Nate: No you idiot, that's ours we crashed!
Emmet: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense.
Cheren, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Emmet: Hey, Hilbert. Why did the Rufflet cross the road?
Hilbert: To get to the other side?
Emmet: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Hilbert: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Emmet: To get to the idiot's house.
Hilbert: ...Ok?
Cheren: Hey, Hilbert. Knock knock.
Hilbert: No.
Cheren: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Hilbert: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Cheren: The Rufflet.
Hilbert:
Cheren:
Emmet:
Hilbert: Listen here you little shits-
Iris: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Bianca: ...
Elesa: We have a problem.
Nate: Let me guess, you caused it?
Bianca: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Ingo: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Rosa: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Iris: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Emmet: I would do anything to find Ingo.
*later*
Emmet, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Hilda: *speaking Paldean*
Elesa: I know, I know.
Bianca: You speak Paldean?
Elesa: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Hilda speaks.
Bianca: This was almost a great idea.
Hilda: You just described 90% of our stuff.
Bianca: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDucklett.
Rosa: We're going to McDucklett if I don't do my work?
Bianca: NO-
Nate, Entering Cilan's room: Emmet did it again.
Elesa: Peace disturbance?
Nate: What no-
Elesa: Arson..?
Nate: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Elesa: uh....Attempted murder?
Nate: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Rosa: I mean. Hilbert's just standing there now.
Rosa: Waiting for me, I guess.
Rosa: But it's okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.
Ingo: Settled down?
Rosa: Well, he only stabbed me once.
Hilbert: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Cheren: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
Iris: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Nate: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hilbert: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ingo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Cheren: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Nate: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Rosa: Why should I feed you if you're just gunna die anyways?
Nate:
Nate: I'll go make my bed-
A/N:
Kinda short, but I really didn't wanna get the more problematic quotes, as I headcanon Nate and Rosa as siblings (same with every other pair of player characters except Kris), and Ingo and Emmet are canonically twins. Next chapter will revolve around the Hisui region's characters, + Elesa and Emmet.
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Pokémon Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictionpokemon incorrect quotes that may or may not fit the characters. has SOME hints to some romantic relationships, but mostly just platonic quotes.
