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*The ninja are standing around the broken coffee maker*

(Y/n): So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

The ninja:

Lloyd: ...I did. I broke it.

(Y/n): No. No you didn't. Kai?

Kai: Don't look at me. Look at Cole.

Cole: What?! I didn't break it.

Kai: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cole: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kai: Suspicious.

Cole: No, it's not!

Jay: If it matters, probably not, but Zane was the last one to use it.

Zane: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Jay: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Zane: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jay!

Lloyd: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, (Y/n).

(Y/n): No! Who broke it!?

The ninja:

Jay: (Y/n)... Kai's been awfully quiet.

Kai: rEALLY?!

*The ninja start arguing*

(Y/n), being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

(Y/n): I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

(Y/n):

(Y/n): Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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