(Y/n): once upon a time on Black Friday, there was a girl standing next to me with her mother.
Cole: oh no what did you do?
(Y/n): she looked me in the eyes and I looked at her and I said
(Y/n): 'hi, how are you sweetie? Are you having a great day?'
Zane: then what?
(Y/n): she looked at me and she said 'your ass is grass if I catch you in the Barbie aisle.'
Jay: wha-
(Y/n): SHE WAS FIVE!
(Y/n): she had a fuckin juice box and a half eaten bag of goldfish crackers.
(Y/n): and she told me to my face that 'my ass was grass if I stepped foot in the Barbie aisle.'
(Y/n): so I got on her level...
Kai: oh no
(Y/n): ....... looked her ass right in the eye and said.......
(Y/n): 'well then I guess mommy better buy a FUCKING LAWN mower, cause that dream house is MINE YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED BITCH!'
Lloyd: (Y/n) go back to the store and apologize to that girl
(Y/n): uh, I ain't doin shit if you wanna play Barbies with me
Lloyd: dammit
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes with (Y/n) 4
Fanfiction[ALSO ON QUOTEV] More incorrect quotes! I do not own Ninjago or most of these quotes, very few of these are made up and I'm still too lazy to tell you which so just use all of them if you want. I only write using female pronouns I'm so sorry if you...
