Dying Light 2 X male modern reader

college story

"Hey, Y/n?"

"Yeah what's up?"

"Got any stories? Like interesting ones?"
Lawan asked turning her attention over to you as you four were sitting around a table on the rooftop, a tarp was strewn above to keep the spring rain from reaching you four, blowing a raspberry you racked your brain before raising your eyebrows in amusement

"Well... Back in college whilst working on my software engineering degree I had a couple of roommates, we rented out a small apartment in (City Name), let me tell you a small tidbit about my fam, we have CJ who is like Hakon but less of a womanizer and more of a dumbass, we have Max tiny women who could easily break your knee caps and Vince, who was just your typical stoner guy"
Shrugging your shoulders you tightly gripped your bottle of beer and smiled before puffing out your cheeks and smirking

"Okay so here's the thing"
You sat up fully and pulled your beer closer and used your free hand to draw on the table with a dry erase marker you had in your back pocket

"Vince and I both shared a dorm room as Max and CJ were dating but currently are married but back then we were all dorm mates, so here's the thing every Friday night we held a card night where one of our other dorm neighbors or other buddies would bring a deck of cards from whatever game we could get our dirty hands on and host a night where the losers of each round would take a shot of alcohol"
Mapping out the dorm on the table you made Hakon and Lawan sit closer as you continued to explain

"On a Friday night, I brought a set of cars off of craigslist which were cards against humanity BUT these were used, as I said craigslist but anyhow Every blank card had been filled in with ballpoint pen so we had blank cards with, Your mothers used condom and I fucked your brother and he loved it"

"Jesus Christ"
Lawan said with a smirk already liking where this was going, Hakon had to cough a bit to stop himself from choking on his beer as Aiden was lightly laughing

"So during a power round, I was the Card Czar or the card reader and this one card which is a black card so it was for you to fill out and...
You had to stop yourself from laughing by coughing into your fist before smiling like a dumbass

"this card said TSA guidelines prohibit blank on airplanes, these three motherfuckers slap down their cards and I swear to you I could see CJ having a stroke from behind Vince as we were in teams and I was paired up with a friend whose name is Aidan with an A but anyway I pick up these three cards and all I see is"
Snapping your fingers you were choking down a laugh as you remembered the dumb shit they put in

"TSA guidelines prohibit Being held hostage by Bi-polar drunk pedophiles on airplanes"
Banging your fist on the table you began to die of laughter followed closely by the three, Lawan had to stop herself from choking on her beer as Aiden had fallen out onto the floor you on the other hand sounded like a dying seal on helium, Hakon was furiously biting his hand to stop himself from vomiting

"WAIT! wait wait! Do you have that game on you?"
Lawan asked, you shot her a mischievous glance as you bit your lip

"Yes"

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