[2:46PM]
HunterxHunter: LGBTQ+ community! I would like for all of you to join me, in celebration for Luz's coming out anniversary
Luzura: bitch you actually remembered?????
HunterxHunter: lmao of course
eeVee: wooooo!! Congrats on another year of being Bisexual and Non-Binary!!
Luzura: well, garsh yall thanks <3
HunterxHunter: I got you a cake
Luzura: awww Hunter 🥺
Bowlingball: awww Luz!! Congrats on being gay 👏
Non-vine-ary: congrats on another NB 👏
Flowerpot: congratulations!!!
Buscketrcool: yay Luz!!!
Simpity: congratulations Luz 💜
Bowlingball: don't be gay Ams
Simpity: I will cut you.
Luzura: yall-- 🥺
Luzura: I can't believe we're celebrating this wtf
HunterxHunter: are you gonna eat your cake or not
eeVee: it's ice-cream cake !!!
Luzura: YES OMW
Simpity: why do I have a feeling this is going to turn out badly,,,
Non-vine-ary: it's Hunter what do you expect
Simpity: true
Luzura: HUNTER AND VEE IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
Simpity: called it
Non-vine-ary: didn't expect Vee to be part of it--
Simpity: she's always involved
Simpity: I literally killed her 300 times
eeVee: it's true
Luzura: Vee.
eeVee: shit--
Non-vine-ary: wait Luz I thought you were lactose?? You can't even eat ice cream lmao
Simpity: yeah wtf??
Luzura: shhh
Non-vine-ary: bruh
HunterxHunter: great. I have ice cream stuck in my hair
Simpity: good. You need a haircut
Simpity: be bald, stinky
HunterxHunter: SHUT UP AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A STICK OF SPEARMINT GUM
Simpity: AT LEAST I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU
HunterxHunter: BITCH YOURE UGLY AS HELL LOOK AT YOU
Simpity: WHORE IM THE MOST GORGEOUS MOTHER FUCKER HERE
Simpity: IM NOT LOOKING SCRAWNY LIKE YOUR TWINK ASS
HunterxHunter: IF YOURE SO GORGEOUS WHERES YOUR BITCHES AT??
HunterxHunter: HMM?
Simpity: I GET BITCHES LEFT AND RIGHT
HunterxHunter: SURRRRE
eeVee: this is so entertaining
Non-vine-ary: IMLITERRALYROLLIGNAROUNDONTHWFROUNDYALLPLEAS3
Luzura: KAJDJDNDHAKYALLCOILL
Bowlingball: Amity you don't get bitches
Simpity: shut up bitch
Bowlingball: yes mommy 😍
Simpity: 🤢
Simpity: no--
Luzura: BOSCHASNJDJAKA
Non-vine-ary: PLEASE
eeVee: EYE--
HunterxHunter: I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EVER AGAIN BOSCHA.
Bowlingball: PLEASE
Bowlingball: actually the real mommy is Amity's older sister, Amelia 😍🥵
Simpity: ......
Non-vine-ary: tru--
Simpity: VINEY
Non-vine-ary: WHAT
eeVee: boshca isn't wrong--
Simpity: STOP SIMPING OVER MY SISTER 😭😭
Luzura: 👀😳
Simpity: Luz--
Simpity: pls no--
Luzura: I'm sorry but,,
Luzura: they're not wrong..
Simpity: LUZ 😭😭💀
Bowlingball: damn-- even Luz is down bad for Amelia
HunterxHunter: I may be gay, but I will admit Amelia is hot
Simpity: STOP CALLING MY SISTER HOT
Luzura: tbh you and Amelia are literal copy and paste
Bowlingball: tru
Bowlingball: except Ame is taller and has longer hair
Bowlingball: and big tits
Simpity: gee thanks
Bowlingball: you're welcome :)
Luzura: I think Amity looks perfect the way she is
Simpity: ajndjdkdkalaaawwwluz,,,
HunterxHunter: fruit
Simpity: shut it twink.
HunterxHunter: lesbian 🤢
Simpity: I will end your life
eeVee: Amity on her murdering spree again
Luzura: Amity Blight, charged with 1st and 2nd degree murder
Simpity: fr
Non-vine-ary: I feel like she would also be charged with voluntary manslaughter
Bowlingball: she would, and arson since she set the microwave on fire one time
Simpity: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Bowlingball: most traumatic moment skara and I experienced
Simpity: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
HunterxHunter: I'm not surprised
Non-vine-ary: me neither
Simpity: STOP 😭
YOU ARE READING
5 feet apart cuz they're not gay
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