"So, thats how we met..."
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"Dad how da fuk is that possible?"
"Oh its true, he really threw me threw 18 planets."
"Wait it was all true? Even the phineas and ferb oompa loompa part?"
"Yep, but were all good now no biggie"
"Yep"
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"Wait a minute, Martha, where are the rest of the pizza rolls?"
"What?"
"Theyre not in the freezer"
"Oh, I ate the last ones"
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"YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I then began to yeet her ass back to the pacific ocean, and we had another whole ass battle, but moral of the story, Martha is a be-ya-zizitch...
The end
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How I met youre mother
RomanceHow I met youre mother So son, wanna know how you were born?
