When opposites attract(Ryan Reynolds X All Might)

~Chap.4: idk what to call this one~

Ryan's POV~

Bro so I'm texting this hottie aka All Might cos I'm in a silly goofy mood 😜when this mf came up to me
"Want penis enlargement pills?"
I look down from my phone to a pig.
Is that who I think it is?
"PEPPA PIG THAT YOU?"I said, since she is my #1 idol next to All Might😍😝
"Nah I'm Gogy tf"
Ugh. GeorgeNitFound.He is my #2 idol. I HATE him.
"I DONT WANT PP ENLARGEMENT PILLS SO F OFF YOU WANKER" I said back to him, since I'm a #girlboss🥰
So he walks away and then I decided to go to the beach
(Time skip cos I'm not gonna write about how Ryan walks)
"Hey girl 😩" Said a voice behind me. Also I'm walking on the path to the beach and like the road is like right beside the path yk? Anyway. I look behind me and I see..."Rengoku?" I said. "Yes-sir"
'Ok If he's the real rengoku then I'll take a bite out of him and cos I'm hungry 🤪' I thought.
So I did <3 Dw tho he was the real deal.
So I ate all of him cos yes. Also he tasted like lemon which I my favorite food 😍
"Omg you did not just eat Rengoku"
Said ANOTHER voice. Jesus Christ. Anyway I look behind me again cos obvi and I saw...
Armin? Idk I didn't see his face cos he pushed me into the road and I broke my feet so I couldn't walk😋So there was traffic and a car hit me😩

OMG CLIFFHANGER 🛀💓🛀