Voldy knocked on the door.
He heard loud footsteps and shivered then the door began to creek open...
Back at hoewarts everybody was celebrating by dancing, sniffing eachovers bootyholes and getting drunk.
The person who opened the door was a green ogre who screamed at voldy "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
A tear trickled down voldys face and he shivered than started crying.
The green ogre felt really bad and invited him into his home.
"My name is shrek but call me daddy 😏"
" WTF YOU OVERSIZED BOGEY BACK OFF" voldy screamed at shrek
"Can you atleast tell me your name cutie" replied shrek
"Fine it's voldemort but you can call me voldy"
A few seconds later
"ATLEAST I DONT LIVE ALONE IN A SWAMP" Screamed voldy
"ATLEAST IM NOT A BALD NOSELESS FREAK" growled shrek not realising how much he hurt voldy until it was too late.
" t-t-t-t-t-that was to far" sobbed voldy running off tears starting to form in his eyes.
" oh shit I have to apologise before count olaf trys to kidnap him" realised shrek and he ran off.
Ignoring shrek screaming at him and banging on the door voldy was sobbing in the corner of his new room.
"LOOK VOLDY IM REALLY SORRY LET ME IN BEFORE YOU GET KIDNAPPED" screamed shrek as loud as he could with his indoors voice.
