bold claims ↠ hyunsung ✓

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a/n:
@nicharchive is currently translating this story into turkish !
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i based the timeline off of the snu calender, where the first semester runs from the beginning of march to the middle of june, but please correct me if i'm wrong!
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[middle of march]

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not to be self centered, but hyunjin thought that the universe was personally out to get him.

"hyunjin, why would you ever think that?" would be an appropriate response to such a bold claim. thus, hyunjin had a bulleted list of reasons:

1. han jisung

hyunjin was proud of this list; he had made a whole note on his phone— titled "why the universe hates me"— in order to write down his brilliant idea.

minho thought he was being dramatic.

"hyunjin, listen to yourself." seungmin shook his shoulders vigorously. "even minho— minho!—thinks you're being dramatic. this is obvious cause for concern!"

"and where are you getting his so called 'thoughts' from?" he pouted childishly.

seungmin looked at him as if he had grown a third eye before hyunjin was suddenly falling forward, only being saved from the horrors of paved cement by seungmin's arms.

"he got them from me, dumbass!" minho scoffed, appearing from thin air and adjusting his stance after having kicked hyunjin in the leg.

(in hindsight, minho didn't appear from thin air. hyunjin was just too far gone in his "i hate jisung" rant to notice him walking up to them.)

seungmin sighed, helping hyunjin get back his balance. "seriously, i just don't get why you hate him so much. he's literally friends will all your friends."

hyunjin gasped. "that bastard! he's trying to steal my place! unfortunately for him, nothing can replace my stunning personality, and-"

minho and seungmin shared a look before turning and starting the walk towards their dorm building.

"hey! guys!" hyunjin called, chasing after them, "wait for me!"

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