Tom Holland Saved my Life - So I Hooked up with Him

How I Met Him...

It was a scorching hot, mid-summer day. I had promised myself that I would practice my swimming, to get in better shape for my Tinder profile.

Yea, I guess I'm just kind of quirky like that. 

Anyways, I made my way down to the local marina - it was only for the richest boaters in the city. Half of me wanted to swim there just for the slim possibility of me snagging myself a sugar daddy, but the real reason was that it was a short walk from my house.

You heard that right. W-A-L-K. How could a beauty not like me not afford a brand new Mercedes - there should have been flocks of guys drooling over me, ready to buy me whatever I wanted. 

I finally got down to the water and changed into my swimming apparel.

I jumped in and started out towards the lighthouse, swimming parallel to the coast. But just then a sharp pain inflicted itself upon my toe.

"What the FREAK" I thought. It must have been a jagged rock from off the beach.

Little did I know that rock would

Change

Everything.