The muffin mans wife

The dating grape

Samara saw a grape lying on the floor..
Who's grape was this?
What was to be done, some poor person must be heartbroken without it....
She decided to go on a quest to find the owner, through sand and stone, she would find them...
She fell into a pot of jam, but ate her way out.
She got her foot stuck in a muddy puddle.
But just then, she saw him. The most handsome man in existence....
Her side burns grew rapidly and stood up, curled, flirting and wiggling.
" Hey... I think you might be stuck"
Samara's face reddened and blew up. She got down on one knee, pulled a small black box out of her pocket..
"IS THIS YOUR GRAPE?"
"WHY YES, THANK YOU FAIR MAIDEN"
"AND, WILL UOU BE MY RAISIN"
The jam surrounding her lips looked so red, that he said "Only if you become my strawberry..."
HEr face Became so red, you couldn't even see the jam.
"I ACCEPT"

And so he pulled her out of the mud.

Samara turned around, put massive fake eyelashes on and turned back.

She batted her lashes so quickly that he was sent flying backwards.

"I never got your name..."
"It's the muffin man, but you can call me babe"
"I'm Samara, nice to meet you babe"
"Samantha?"
She hates that name, but she loved him so much that she let him call her that
"Just call me Sam"