The tale of the end

Behold losers

--Tori POV--

I have an off day today lmao 

I want to hang out with my bestie Yoi-chan ✾

I start walking towards Giyu's estate while humming a tone. 

"Chicky chicky chicky clap clap chachacha!" I spin around 3 times and knock on the estate doors.

"Hellooooo? Aaaanyone homee?" I ask as i hear footsteps coming closer.

The door is then flung open as Yoi jumps into my arms.

"Hello chichken legs how are you?"
EXCUSE ME?

"YAHH I'M GOOD actually...

..is your dad a farmer? because i see two big melons" I laugh till i see Giyuus deadstare.

"OH! HI GIYUU! IM JUST GOING TO BORROW UM YOUR WIF- I MEAN UM TSUGUKO HAHA! YEAH BYEE"
I ship them

i take her arm and drag her out as fast as i can.

"Where are we going??" Yoi asks me.

"UH to the forest to hunt some hotties or somethin-

"IN THE FOREST?? WHAT IF A DEMON ATTACKS LIKE I'M NOT EVEN FULLY TRAINED YOU DUMB ASS POOPIE HEAD"

"Oh dont worry i'm litteraly Sonic like, no one can overpower me" I say sarcastically

"Also i wanted to pick some berries with you" I smile innocently at her.

"Oh okay then-"

"Oh! i wanted to do a cake for Tomioka-san. It's a forgiving gift for stealing you from your veeery hard training you know...,, i mumble the last part to myself hoping she doesn't hear me.

"Yeahhh okay then lets go!"

*:..｡o○　○o｡..:*

"HEY YOI, look at these berries they look amazing! like from the cooking shows i used to watch in first grade!,, I say happily.

" ... thats a mushroom.... " HUH

"B-but it looks like a strawberry..." i say depressingly until i sense a strong demonic aura.

WOW so strong maybe an uppermoon? well i hope my battle cries will scare him away..

"FOR I AM KOKOMI THE LEADER OF WATASUMI ISLAN-" Yoi cuts me off:

"SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UP ITS YA BOY CHILDE!" Then i see a demon with three sets of eyes behind Yoi-

"Damn Yoi my girl um i loved yo- i mean like a friend but ehh you know goodnight um don't look behind yourself. If you ask why... don't ask just, don't look hahahaha-"

Right as i say that she turns around and sees six eyes staring deadly on her form.

"Oh my big friend Kok- i mean um spider chicken mushroom salad i like you hair so don't bite me or my friend so bye-" I try using
talk-no-jutsu technique as i grab Yoi by hair and start dragging her away in a godly speed.

But as i try to run away i see the demon running with an inhuman speed that is probably faster than mine.

Then i stop because i have a question for him:

"Hi wanna be my bestie like this one kinda sucks" I say as i point at Yoi who looks at me betrayed.

Then i throw her away and mouth her : RUN YOU BIT-( family friendly hehe)

"Interesting... you're a demon aren't you? Why are you an ally of a human?"

"What she? my ally? HOHOHO no" i say mimicking Bens voice (if you know, you know)

"Then why didn't you eat her?" 

"She slipped out of my grasp a second ago didn't you see?" i ask like it was the most obvious thing in the world trying to make him sound dumb.

"Aren't you the one half demon he talked about that walked in the sun?"

"Uhh hot wheels."

"Wha-"

"Hot WHEELS."

"what is your name?" he suddently asks

"My name is Carmen Winstead im 17 years old, very single.." i trail off as i see him staring at me like i was shitting out organs or something.

"Are you making fun of me?" He asks in a deadly tone.

"HOHOHO ye-" before i can finish my sentence he goes to slice off my head just when i duck out a moment before he can do so. 

He tries to attack me, but misses. I grin at him.

He gets an irk mark as his eyes radiate from pure anger.
'Does this girl...
have a death wish?'/Kokushibo

"Why aren't you scared?" he growls.

"Because i'm too focused on your handsome face"

He then sweeps me off my feet, pins me to the ground and we have a little staring contest:

"Bro marry me before you start doing your weird things on me-"

"Excuse me?"

"Did i stutter?"

"Well anyways you're very cool and it would be even cooler if you would hangout with me hahaha" I offer.

,, no,, aww :(

"WHYY please please be my friend Kokushibo-" Ah shit i said his name

"how do you know my name?"

"My dead hamster told me..." i shrug

"Oh?"

"Anyways lets play rock paper scissors"

"If i win you will let me go and if you win, uhh we will play.... uno?" I shrug as he looks at me like he saw a ghost.

"ok,, After his response i start sweating and chanting:"Rock paper scissors!" i yell as i pull out my hand and show a rock sign. I look at him with wide eyes when he shows paper. "NO WAY YOU WERE CHEATING WERENT YOU?!?" I yell out frustrated. He just simply says:
,, I didn't you're just bad" i feel an arrow pierce my heart.

"HAAA! I WAS THE MASTER OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IN FIRST GRADE YOU CHEATER!" I yell furiously as i start to hit him in the chest. He just looks at me with a deadpaned look. He then turns around and starts walking away. 

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING IM NOT FINISHED YE-" Im being cut off with him dissapearing.

"OH FUCK YOU!"

--Taisho Secrets--

-Yoi didn't actually run away. She watched their game from the bushes and laughed her ass off when Tori lost

-Kokushibo was stunned when Tori pulled out her dead hamster

-Kokushibo was in his mind cheering that he won
*＊✿❀　❀✿＊*
Words: 1015