Four- Get me a lawyer

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Legend-

Action: (-)

INT: Interior
EXT: Exterior

Continuous: When two scenes come one after another; little to no time passes between the two.

V.O.: Voiceover

O.S.: Offscreen

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FADE IN:

INT. HELEN'S HOUSE - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS

The room is nearly dark. All the lights are out, with the only light source being the muted television tuned to BBC news.

It's about 2 am now, and Helen sits in her recliner with a burning cigarette between her fingers (as usual).

HELEN
God... the news is depressing.

Helen turns a light on and shuts off the television.

HELEN V.O.
This has pretty much been my life since my husband Charlie died.
Wake up,
Watch TV,
Eat,
Smoke,
Sleep.
Everyday for 2 years.
Everyday merges together, half the time I don't even know what day it is.
Gotta love being retired and widowed, right?

The door bell rings.

HELEN
God it's 2 in the morning!

The door bell rings again.

HELEN
I know, I know, I'm coming!

Helen opens the door.

Avalanche and Barnacles stand in the door way.

HELEN
What?!-
Barnacles?
What are you doing here?

AVALANCHE
We have to talk.

HELEN
What's going on?

BARNACLES
You know any lawyers?

HELEN
Yeah but-

Avalanche and Barnacles walk in.

HELEN
Ok yeah just invite yourself in- that's what I was thinking.

BARNACLES
Sorry mom.

HELEN
What's with the lawyer stuff?
What did you do?

AVALANCHE
Well we just-

HELEN
Oh God did you do something illegal?-

AVALANCHE
What?
First of all: you realize we are the least likely people in the world to have done anything illegal, and second: what we have planned is quite the opposite of illegal.

HELEN
Okay well don't just stand there like idiots, tell me what's going on?

Helen closes the door and they all sit down.

HELEN
So?

AVALANCHE
How would one go about gaining full custody of...

HELEN
Oh God not this again!-

BARNACLES
What's she talking about?

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