Dogs and Cats aren't the greatest of friends
One is the ruler of the house while the other is man's best friend
One like hugs and kisses, and the other like to use their hoomans as a scratching post
One likes parks and walks while the other prefers to sleep in high warm places
One likes to play tug of war while the other prefers to play hide and seek with your feet
Dogs and Cats aren't the best of friends
But they each have something in common they bring comfort to their hoomans
One like to wake you up with kisses while the other likes to smother you with love
One like belly rubs but beware of the other stomach it's a trap
One will help you clean your plate while the other will smash it
Dogs and Cats are the greatest of enemies but the best of friend
With one common enemy the VACUUM the noise scares them
but they must not run they have to protect their hoomans
So one bark while the other hisses
Dogs and Cats
