"It" characters as things my friends have said

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*Texting*

Richie: *is angry*

Bill: el oh el

Richie: Bill, I'm gonna el oh elope with your mom

Stan: Wow
That was well thought out
I'll give you that

Bill: Richie stfu

Richie: Thank you staniel
Bill, I'll see you at the dinner table
Cause I'll be where your dad sits
Cause I'll be your new dad
Cause I'm- well I'm marrying your mother

Stan: OHHHHHH