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TEN
SAKUSA????
why on earth would a fine specimen of a man like him EVER agree to go on a date with the spawn of the devil?
your face must've shown how horrified - no MORTIFIED - you were, because akina smirked.
akina "y/n??? hello??? i said i'm going on a date with sakusa. don't ignore me, silly!"
y/n "oh- uh, cool, i mean sure, great! nice, good... for you..."
akina "mm. okay, bye y/n! sakusa's waiting for me, he's texted me, like, ten billion times asking where i am. guess he's pretty excited to see me. so... ciao!"
you watched as she sashayed away and your shoulders slumped. just when you thought you might have a shot...
it had only been a few days since your ice skating date with sakusa. was that "just another date" with "just another girl" for him? clearly he saw you as nothing more than a friend, if anything. because now, he was going on a date with akina.
andrea "y/n. girl. Y/N. WAKE UP. what are you daydreaming about now???"
y/n "huh? sorry, it's nothing."
andrea "doesn't seem like nothing to me. what happened???"
y/n "akina happened."
andrea "words cannot describe how bad i hate her."
y/n "tell. me. about. it."
andrea "so what exactly did she do this time?"
y/n "well she's... going on a date with... sakusa! right now..."
andrea "THAT WHORE. you like him, right?"
y/n "that's what the tweet said..."
andrea "oh shitttt y/n i'm sorry that sucks. come on, don't let that bitch ruin your day. let's go on our OWN date."
y/n "thanks, drea. you're a real one."
andrea "i know. praise me."
y/n "girl bye no"
you, andrea, osamu and atsumu decided to have a double date since you were all free for lunch at the same time. osamu had picked out this thai restaurant he read about online. no one else had any sophisticated opinions about food, so there were no objections.
you and atsumu were sitting together, and andrea and osamu were sitting together (obviously because they're a lovey dovey couple).
y/n "and then she walked all sassily away from me!!! can you BELIEVE her!!!???"
atsumu "is sassily even a word."
y/n + andrea "yes!"
osamu "she sounds like a bad person."
andrea "no shit sherlock."
atsumu "want me to ask omi omi about it later?? i can get him to tell me ANYTHING."
y/n "thanks but no thanks, tsumu. i don't think i really wanna know."
atsumu "aww, sad y/n."
osamu "so cute."
atsumu "she only ever shuts up when she's sad. it's kind of a nice break! not that i want you to be sad y/n. but it is nice."
osamu "hey you can't talk. i'd like to see YOU shut up."
y/n "YEAH ATSUMU."
atsumu "OSAMU YOU'RE SO ANNOYING."
osamu "OH YEAH? SUCK MY DICK."
atsumu "THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE. I'M TELLING MOM."
osamu "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY? mommy samu asked me to suck his dick 🥺🥺🥺"
y/n EEEHAHWHEEHEUWEHE (dying of laughter and wheezing)
waiter "u-um... y-your food's ready."
the waiter appeared more than a little shaken.
andrea "oh! thank you! i'm so sorry, about... them."
she glared at the twins and osamu gave her a look that said "sorry" while you laughed your ass off. you loved your friends so much, despite how annoying they were. they always made you feel better because they were just so stupid 🥰
