Quiet kid: sup losers
Piggy person: who are you?
Creeper: Callahan?
Quiet kid: yup
Blob: how the hell did you get access to this chat?
Quiet kid: youll never know
Gogy: probably hacked
Quiet kid: frick you too george.
Gogy: <3
Quiet kid: btw im cassgender and no pronouns pls. Just Callahan, if you absolutly need to I guess it is okay.
TOKEN CISHET: Callahan, what does cassgender mean?
Quiet kid: gender is pointless and gross
TOKEN CISHET: good to know
Quiet kid: my goal is to someday delete gender from earth forever (:<
TOKEN CISHET: good luck ig
Piggy person: pls do, im tired of being called he
Resident old man: why is Techno laying face down on the floor in the middle of the kitchen?
Manic musician: we went to mall and everyone was calling it masc terms
Resident old man: understandable have a nice day
Orphan 666: lmao Phil gave up on you
Biggest man: ur one to talk orphan being
Orphan 666: I WILL HARVEST YOUR KIDNEYS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR CHILDREN I SWEAR TO GOD
Biggest man: PHIILLLLLL IM SCARRRREEEDDDD
Resident old man: you dug the hole now die in it
Bee Boi: hsga boe ue voyh otpsns
Biggest man: Ill make you an orphan too if you dont watch it
The goat: did you just threaten me child
Biggest man: crap I forgot you were in this group chat
Orphan 666: stick a straw in your caprisun and suck it Tommy
Space thingy: ive heard that before somewhere..
Orphan 666: its a direct quote from our teacher
Space thingy: oh
Orphan 1: I think you mean the authors teacher, they thank you, Mr Frenz
Piggy person: nope not this
Resident old man: I JUST GOT IT OFF THE FLOOR AND NOW LOOK AT IT, BACK ON THE FLOOR
Firecracker: now look what youve done Eret, its got anxiety
Piggy person: nah thats not Eret, thats just my constantly plummeting mental state
Manic musician: mood
Blob: dont worry, im a handyperson for anxiety and other mental issues for it, im on my way (:
Piggy person: yayyyyy
Orphan 666: guys dont judge me im sleep deprived but
Orphan 666 changed 1 name
Pig pog: wut
Orphan: I saw a ping pong table at school and forgot n was a letter for like 30 seconds, so I called it a pig pog table, and then I thought of Techno because its a pig and its pog
Orphan 1: remind me to duct tape you to your bed tonight and drown you in nyquil
Orphan 666: never
Orphan 2: Ill help
Orphan 666: niki how could u
Biggest man: the trick is to play fallen down and other undertale piano music while end is in bed, it makes voi sleepy
Bee Boi: ^%^
Orphan 666: THAY WAS A SECRETTTT
Biggest man: not anymore loser
The goat: you hang out with Techno too much
Manic musician: speaking of hanging out, come over Schlatt pls
The goat: sure, pronouns tho?
Manic musician: She/her. Thx, I want physical contact pls
Swirly guy: ;)
Manic musician: NIT LIKE THAT IM JUAT SAD AND I WANT XUDDLES JESYS CHTIZT JSRL
Swirly guy: well when you put it like that I take it back
Manic musician: good
Resident old man: why are my children always sad
Pig pog: trauma
Manic musician: intense depression
Resident old man: fair enough
Biggest man: im not always sad
Resident old man: and if you were, it would be the least of your problems -_-
Biggest man: hey!
Orphan 666: GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
Bee boi: bot afaun
Orphan 666: CENTAURS ARE INSECTS
Pig pog: nope im out
Orphan 666: HEAR ME OUT HERE ME OUT
Blob: you have my attention
Orphan 666: THEY HAVE SIX LIMBS, WHICH SCIENTIFICALLY MEANS ITS AN INSECT
Orphan 1: omg your right
Orphan 666: well dont sound so surprised
Orphan 1: I raised you, I know you, of course im surprised
Orphan 666: TOMMY CALL HIM THE B WORD FOR ME
Biggest man: ERET YOU B!TCH
Resident old man: Tommy! What have I said about saying the b!tch word?
Biggest man: ... Its reserved for homophobes, transphobes, and jerks
Resident old man: exactly
Gogy: 'the b!tch word' lmao
Manic musician: once he told me to 'watch your f-ing language'
Pig pog: he told me that if I didnt stop threatening the orphan trio then he would hunt me down and kill me
Bee Boi: ges a htpiceurte
Blob: Philza Minecraft, the worlds biggest hypocrite
Resident old man: oh shut up mate
Orphan 666: I mean yeah but he is special
Orphan 2: yes. Very s p e c i a l
Resident old man: ill ground you mfs
Orphan 666: your not my dad
Resident old man: Eret ground them
Orphan 666: shes not my parent either! I cannot be grounded cuz my parents abandoned me! It has its perks!
Orphan 1: go to your room
Orphan 666: fineeeee
Manic musician: lmao
The goat: yo wil im outside, let me in
Manic musician: finally
Swirly guy: imagine someone handed you a box of things that you lost
Blob: woah is that my moral code? I knew i left it somewhere
Orphan 666: my self esteem! Havent seen this bad boy in years!
Manic musician: my potential! Ive missed this
Firecracker: my childhood innocence! Woah!
Pig pog: is that my mental stability!? Gosh cant believe you found the f-ker
Resident old man: my kids are so f-king depressed -_-
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