Dsmp Chatfic

Manic musician: oh f-k

Manic musician: my kids growing up so fast ),:

White: you have a kid?!

Manic musician: yall didnt know about Fundy?!

Space thing: FUNDYS UR KID?!

Manic musician added Fundy

Manic musician changed 1 name

Fox: Hiii

Manic musician: Hi kiddoooo

Fox: Hi dad(?)

Manic musician: They day kiddo

Fox: Hi parental unit

Space thing: Hi Fundy!

Fox: Yooooo whats up Purp?

Space thing: not much, you?

Fox: eh same

Space thing: wait so Wilbur is ur parent??

Fox: yeah

Blob: WHOSE THE OTHER PARENT

Manic musician: ... Its.. Weird

Biggest man: WILBUR F-KED A FISH

Firecracker: WHAT

Swirly guy: and I thought I was weird for dating not only a blaze hybrid but also a duck hybrid lol

Manic musician: THATS NOT THE FULL STORY WAIT

Manic musician: so basically I was at a really really low point, ya know, like Schlatt, constantly drunk etc. Anyways I was playing music at the beach and someone started singing and it wasnt a fish, it was a syren thank you very much. Her name was sally and she lured me into this water cave and then.. Stuff happened, she gave me some egg and sent me off, then the egg hatched and my kid was born

The goat: wtf

Blob: ^

Manic musician: And thats how my kid was created! Tada! The end! Whatever you usually say to end ig

Manic musician: btw Schlatt come get drunk with me, im mad at the world

The goat: on the way, my friend

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Manic musician: YALL SO LAST NIGHT ME AND SCHLATT WERE DRUNK AND SH-T HAPPENED

The goat: basically Wils my platonic partner now <3

Manic musician: (its girlfriend today) AND YEAH WERE IN A QPR KINDA LIKE RANBOO AND TUBBO BUT MORE ROMANCE BUT NOT ACTUALLY ROMANCE YA KNOW

The goat: Its basically Friends With Benefits- if you will. No sex and sh-t but we cuddle and kiss and stuff

Manic musician: YEAH

Quiet kid: get it ig

Orphan 1: SPEAKING OF QPRS

Orphan 1: me and fundy are also in a qpr <3

Fox: Hell yeah, except ours is no kissing either, though we cuddle and stuff still <3

Manic musician: YOUR PLATONICALLY DATING MY KID?! WHAT THE HELL MAN

Orphan 666: YOU BETTER BACK OFF MY SIBLING YOU FURRY (Tubbo if you would)

Bee boi: YOY FIRRU B!RXH

Orphan 666: thx

Orphan 2: Eret, does Fundy make you happy?

Orphan 1: Very

Orphan 2: Then I approve

Orphan 1: pog