Chris daughter alehandro's love story

Hawaiian style

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I was going to the aftermath show with Duncan and Gwen yo world welcome to total drama aftermath coming to you live from the tropical shores of Hawaii after traveling all over the world this season we had to wrap it up with a big shot of Paradise and I'm not relaxing here solo oh no say hey to our peanut gallery we're just two episodes away from declaring this season million dollar winner and right here it's all gonna go down first up it's time to say hey to some friends who got booted off the big show please welcome Owen cortney and Duncan I went and helped Duncan up why did I get a intro with Owen and jerk face because your a fucking bitch I said we're doing things way differently today but I still get a song right cuz I been workin on mine for weeks no you don't if you sing I swear to god I said first I've got one more eps contestant to add to the mix it's the queen of pain herself blanly what did you do to the mean blood person it wasn't me remember when cortney and blanly got booted out of the plane togeather in China get a load of what happend next in this previous unseen footage it showed blanly falling into a roof of a house last time we aftermath my most excellent co-host brigget was nursing a wounded bear in Siberia the bear better finally but the airport officials wouldn't let her fly home because she only had blainlys passport so bridgey's been stuck in a Russian fishing boat for like ages but the wait is over brigget was surfing over here Geoff I'm so glad to see you the bear was with her once she landed in geoffs arms 'cute' no worries babe now that my granola goddess is back to co-host I'm feeling no pain the bear punched Geoff no Bruno bad bear Aw he's gotten so possessive since I fixed his paw but he's perfectly sweet and safe as long as no one get within three feet of me can i test that theory I asked sure how ahead she said I hugged brigget the bear didn't hurt me Geoff come here I said he got close to brigget and the bear tried attacking him but I pulled him away before he could get scratched I knew it I said what brigget asked the bear is fine with females touching you but not males since that is a male bear really she said yup I said how's a guy supposed to reunite with his girl like this I think as long as another female is around you'll be ok I said ok onto the hosting our peanut gallery will soon have a say on who's gonna win the mill good because I've got a lot to say about that a lot a lot and Nono e is going to hear it Cody has to win the finally he's the only none evil player left that if he and the others live long enough to compete there stranded in Drumheller we're the number one cause of death is being stranded in Drumheller are we sure there gonna get here ok relax babe these guys are survivors look at Heather she's like a total drama cockroach I thought that was ezekiel perhaps Heather is total drama like him the stuff that survives forever my point is they'll get here one way or another and you know it's gonna be exiting however it goes down so who does the peanut gallery think will win
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen,
But she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her.
She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is C-O-D-Y!
Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody!
Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!
I like a party as much as the next guy but Harold I gotta draw the line this is confiscated Luna oh come on I then sighed fine why does she get to sing because I don't rub shit in their faces and the audience likes it
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Good job Luna Geoff said here brig thanks Geoff she went to go kiss him but the bear slapped him away bad Bruno Geoff is my boyfriend can we calm him down or something the bear won't kill y'all so calm down I said before the peanut gallery holds up there flags to show us who they've chosen to root for let's see how our finalist stack up who's got the best chance at taking the cashola let's see who might have earned it the hard way with some total drama Cody took quite a beating this season most of it accidental from Serra but now Serra's out and Cody's on his own for the first time plus you can't count his killer right hook out Cody is the one who delivered the biggest punch of the season I took a dive so he'd feel better that's not what happens I said shoosh he said gentle and sweet object of Serra's affections or wicked Duncan puncher Cody's impossible to predict what that makes him our unknown quantity Geoff drew on Cody Geoff stop that next up alehandro alehandro's avoided serious injury all season even when he was battling rabid caterpillars in the Amazon alien creature things in Area 51 and Owens indigestion in Sweden plus raise your hand if he's the reason your here now but he's not perfect Zeke the ripper nabbed him before he even got off the plane in London and he took this years most humiliating face plant in Greece can we see that he showed the clip of him hitting his head when he was going against Heather at least he's in the final three that's cause Serra blew up the plane and got kicked out otherwise he'd have been gone I tensed up exactly dudes got a horseshoe up his butt the size of Texas can you at lest try to be impartial as for Heather this season she's managed to outwit and outlast albino alligators baby birds and all the haters on her team and that's a lot of hate nothing seems to stop her from loosing a tooth once again lawshawna nice work I rolled my eyes yea to getting bird slapped by an angry condor if Cody's the unknown quantity and alehandro is captain comeback that makes Heather an unstoppable force how is that unstoppable force she looks like a vampire exactly they evil and undead totally unstoppable so far this race is still too close to call let's take a closer look at what might stop our finalist in their tracks Cody had some serious allergies and his epipen was destroyed when the plane went kablooey if the challenge includes a hike through the buggy jungle he might not make it back out as for alehandro he's a way picky eater his body is a temple that will not except fatty processed or chemical based foods hope or prey there isn't any kind of eating challenge whithout cortney around to cheat for him and heathers biggest weakness other than her Heinous attitude seems to be alehandro and Luna they seem to throw her off her game just by because being if she wants to beat them she'll have to figure out how to block them out Here's where it gets interesting it's time to vote for your favorite Finalist figures a Heather fan your like a magic pear there is no way Cody can beat alehandro he can't even fend off Serra yea but she's persistent alehandro blew all of you off the map even you dumbass I said he's the best player the game ever had but Cody's the only nice guy left he deserves the cash the bear drank the tea but walked over to brigget and Geoff and then passed out on Geoff coming up next a few lucky members of our peanut gallery will face off in an Exciting and death defying surf challenge and a chance to win a huge advantage for the contest they're backing all that and more when we return on total drama aftermath I helped brigget get the bear off Geoff can you breath no I asked yea thanks Luna your welcome I said welcome back to the total drama aftermath where all wild animals have been restrained but now we are going to take this aftermath to a whole new level of awesome here's brigget with the deets thanks Geoff so peanut gallery have you missed being in the game great cause your going to be competing to help your favorite final three contestants win I'm the only person who feels sorry for her will somebody volunteer to look after her Owen come on your a nice guy um I can't right because we're not on the same team sorry wait how is it that alehandro has five people on his team but Heather only has one because there all assholes that don't believe in forgive and forget I said Owen Eva Justin and lawshawna your on team Heather oh come on well I'm glad your all so passionate about who you're supporting because One member of each team is about to risk your lives for your favorite finalist any volunteers it was cortney Harold and blanly but she couldn't do so Owen took over for her let's take a look at what courtney Harold and blainly are up against players have to race to the top and then snag one of the traditional Hawaiian lathes from Lono the Hawaiian god of prosperity and sporting events then grab a bored and take it back down the stream oh and when you get to the bottom watch out for a teensy lava spray maybe we shouldn't be making blanly do this she's so you know helpless somebody's gotta do it and it ain't gonna be me or you ok blanly I'll help you up to the top I don't even want to think about what Heather might do to me if we loose cause I didn't help first though here are some pictures of animals you could find in Hawaii if you went to the Maui zoo each team must pick an animal to represent the spirit of there player blainly which animal best represents Heather I think she's pointing at the Doberman then heathers animal spirit is a doberman perfect Harold can you choose for Cody gosh why are there so many viscous ones you know this is a half hour show right I laughed at what Geoff said
(I'm sorry I decided not to finish this chapter for two reasons one I just found out I didn't finish the writing part and two I'm confused with what I wrote for the close end of this chapter)