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Log: herbb is online.


herbb: Get online!!


Log: ham is online.
Log: rulerofhell is online.

ham: What.

rulerofhell: ^^^

herbb: PIP!!

Log: ppirrip is online.

ppirrip: Stfu you dumbasses.

Log: ppirrip is offline

herbb: Am I seeing things..?

ham: No.

rulerofhell: Pip

rulerofhell: Pip

rulerofhell: Pip

Log: ppirrip is online.

rulerofhell: pippppp

ppirrip: Damien, you fucking shitty demon, shut your ass up.

rulerofhell: ....damn

herbb: Pip my bestie are you okay?? 😨💗

ppirrip: Does it look like I am?

ham: 🧍

herbb: Pip what's wrong?? Why are you so mad?

ppirrip: I don't know.

herbb: I-

ppirrip: You-?

rulerofhell: pip y u so angry

ppirrip: Bitch didn't I tell you to stfu?

rulerofhell: ...

herbb: IM SO SHOOK

ham: SAME ☹️

ppirrip: Cry about it 💗

rulerofhell: did you make tea and spilled it the found out you used the last of it 

ppirrip: Yea.

rulerofhell: ...ok

ppirrip: 🤨

ham: Wait Pip are you trying to be like those other kids who bullies you?

ppirrip: Excuse me? Why the fuck would I want to be a fatass, smartass bitch , gothic ass , or a fucking slutty whore.

rulerofhell: GODDAMN..

herbb: I- WHAAAA

ppirrip: Anyways, what did you make me get online for Herbert?

herbb: forget that!! We need to focus on the fact you're mad :((

ppirrip: Then i'm leaving.

ham: No, stay.

rulerofhell: stayyyyyy

ppirrip: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

herbb: Pip, me and Damien are gonna talk, you and Estella stay <33

ppirrip: ...Fine.

~ Private Messages between herbb and rulerofhell ~

herbb: OK SO THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH PIP.

rulerofhell: u dont say

herbb: I think I have an idea.

rulerofhell: wht

herbb: Okay so, maybe if you like.. act nice to him then he will calm down??

rulerofhell: FUCK NO.

herbb: Fuck yes >;(

rulerofhell: wht would i even gain from that ??

herbb: A happy Pip <3

rulerofhell: thats not worth it so no

herbb: Fine, Then I'll tell everyone that you have a crush on Pip <3

rulerofhell: WHAT

rulerofhell: HOW DID YOU EVEN

herbb: You can't hide it 😋

rulerofhell: SHUIKNSHLANHBLIWSOU DONT YOU DARE TELL A SOUL

herbb: Then do ittttt.

rulerofhell: fuckkkkk fineeeeeee just dont tell pls

herbb: Don't worry!!

~ Back to the groupchat!! ~

herbb: BACKKKK 💗✨

ppirrip: Go away again and don't come back.

herbb: :,( Rude!!

herbb: Anywaysss, we are back 

rulerofhell: yeah


ham: Thank goodness. I really despise this new founded "Pip". He wouldn't stop roasting me.

herbb: Well, you always have called him names....

ppirrip: True.

rulerofhell: hello pip

ppirrip: Goodbye Damien

rulerofhell: 😨

rulerofhell: anyways is there like any thing we can do to make you happy

ppirrip: Yes actually! You start off by FUCKING KILLING YOURSELF YOU SELF CENTERED MOTHERFUCKER AND NOT BE A DICK FOR ONCE. SLICE UR FUCKING HEAD OFF, YOU WON'T BE MISSED UGLY ASS DICKHEAD WITH YO CRAPPY HAIRCUT THAT SCREAMS "IM A FUCKING ASSHOLE" SELF. 

rulerofhell:  that was rude . but i dont wanna kms 

ham: 🧍

herbb: agreed.

ppirrip Kys.

rulerofhell: well uhm.. ig sorry for asking 

ham: Okay, did both of you switch roles? How come Damien is acting nice and Pip is rude?

rulerofhell: idk what u mean

rulerofhell: pip is my best friend y wouldn't i be nice to him.

ppirrip: How sweet, sorry to ruin it but that is a straight up lie.

herbb: Yeah very uh..."sTrAiGhT" yk...cough cough ..

ham: 🤨

ppirrip: 🤨

rulerofhell: POCKET STFU 👹👹

herbb: HEHEHEHE

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