Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rudy

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WASABI DOJO

Abigail and Jerry are taking turns on the punching bag, Rudy is trying to get Eddie to break a board.

"I told you, Rudy. I can't break a board." Eddie Says

"Okay look, let's just try one last thing. Close your eyes and use your imagination to break a board, and then you can try to break one for real." Rudy Says

"All right. hiyah! Yes! I did it!" Eddie Says

Rudy holds up the board but Eddie walks away. Jack, Milton and Kim enters the dojo.

"Hey, where have you guys been? You're an hour late." Rudy Says

" I was over at build-a-bunny, Look what I made for my lady. This is gonna make her absolutely plotz." Milton Says

"I just went over to stickyhons." Kim Says

"And I did them both." Jack Holds up his hands which has cotton on them

"Oh, okay. It must be nice! Just brambling about the mall, living la vida loca. I wouldn't know because I'm here 24/7 teaching classes, paying bills, sucking the sweat stains out of these mats. Which reminds me I gotta get a vacuum." Rudy Says

"Bobby called earlier and said he was coming by." Abigail Says

"What?! Quick, get your Gi's on." Rudy Says

"I don't want to miss Bobby's big entrance." Milton Says

"- Oh yeah." They Say

"Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore. He's really started to embrace his role as a leader, a mentor, a dignified zen master." Rudy Says

Outside the dojo a loud noise can be heard along with car alarms, Bobby Wasabi enters the dojo through a fog.

"Word to the wise never buy a jetpack at a garage sale!" Bobby Says

"Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?" Rudy Asks

"Let me show you." He Hits his tiny gong necklace and his ninjas roll in a large box "May I present a teaching machine so advanced it will revolutionize karate as we know it." Bobby Says

He hits a button and the box falls down revealing a robot, everyone stares at it in awe.

"Whoa!" They Say

"I give you the Wasabitron 3000." Bobby Says

"Okay, if this thing has a vacuum attachment, I'm gonna plotz!" Rudy Says

A few moments later, Kim is sparring with the Wasabitron 3000 as the others look on.

"That was technically flawless you are a model of efficiency." Wasabitron Says

"Wow, you hear that, Jack? It called me flawless." Kim Says

"My mother has a very strict no-sparring-with-robots policy, I have a note in here somewhere. Rabbits, rodeo clowns,Rabbis-- Oh, here it is: Robots." Eddie Says

The Wasabitron scans the note Eddie gave him "This note is a forgery." He shreds the note and farts it out

"Eww! That was awesome." Jerry Says

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