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Romance

a wrong number text turns into an escape and then into a friendship updated semi daily trigger warnings in chapter zero

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by plaugerisms

by plaugerisms

chai| zach

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hey jessica ;)

hello?

whos this

im the guy you met at the bar last night.

why yes of course tis i, jessica.

i party all night every night

i loved partying with you last night my dear new homie and pal

you arent jessica.

no shit sherlock

ha, jessica gave u a fake number

ill have you know that jessica ASKED to give me her number

uh huh

that was what a creep would say

are you a creep?

you are very rude

yeah probably ;)

i think your supposed to defend yourself

nah,

im shitty and i own it

thats very self deprecating of you

thanks <3

i try my best

this is honestly probably more entertaining that my conversation with jessica would have been

duh

im the most interesting person alive