chai| zach
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hey party boy
why are you texting me at 3 am
go away
nah im bored as hell
guess what my entertainment is
dont know dont care
its u <3
are u always this nasty
no
just when strangers wake me up at 3 am texting me
aww u woke up for me <33
wtf ew
no
my phone was just next to my face
excuses excuses
i know u love me party boy
go away and text one of your friends
i dont have friends
u are my only friend party boyy
why am i not surprised
we arent friends
fine ig we arent
im literally texting a complete stranger at 3 am
ofc i dont have friends
u could be a 40 yr old man
are u a 40 yr old man??
ill be mad if u are :/
no
oh thank god
i could be lying
ur too bitch to be 40
wtf does that mean
idk man i cant think anymore
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Romantieka wrong number text turns into an escape and then into a friendship updated semi daily trigger warnings in chapter zero