It was dark outside. Not a spec of light to be seen. In the the sound of nothing but Sue's snores, there was a ringtone playing. Over the horizon cuz she's just basic like that. She wakes up, picks up her phone, only to find out that RICK ASTLEY HAS BEEN MURDERED.
It's all over the news but forget that, someone was calling her. AND THAT SOMEONE WAS JOE. Her fucking stupidass work partner.
On call :
🕵️♀️ - WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT RICK ASTLEY IS DEAD? WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE THIS CASE, IT CAN'T JUST BE A NORMAL DEATH.
🕵️♂️ - THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU IDIOT, THE BOSS WANTS US TO INVESTIGATE HIS DEATH. NOW I KNOW HE WAS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY STRONG OK? FOR ME
🕵️♀️ - AS IF I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK
🕵️♂️ - WAIT DON'T SAY THAT THE BO-
🤵♂️ - Excuse me Detective sue.
🕵️♀️ - *whispering to herself* shit
🕵️♂️ - that's what I was telling you, the boss is here too
🤵♂️ - MISS SUE, WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT OBSCENE LANGUAGE? HAVE I NOT SAID IT IS UNACCEPTABLE? DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED?
🕵️♀️ - NO SIR I'M VERRY SORRY, I WAS JUST OVERWHELMED, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN SIR
🤵♂️ - I SURE HOPE IT WON'T BECAUSE IF IT DOES, UR FIRED, AND UR THE BEST DETECTIVE IN THE DEPARTMENT SO YE
🕵️♂️ - hey what abt me?
🤵♂️ - lmao bro ur so fucking useless Idek why I keep you
🕵️♀️ - lmao ikr, I think it was because partners aren't optional in this company
🤵♂️ - oh ye
🕵️♂️ - I'm going to stay positive and pretend it was because I was your only option
🤵♂️ - you were, literally everybody went home after seeing the insanely stupid obstacle course for the training so you won by default
🕵️♂️ - I mean at least I was picked
🕵️♀️ - CAN WE GO BACK TO RICK ASTLEY????
🤵♂️ - oh yes, um we have a lead in the Florida casino. They have a bad history with us so you better go disguised if you wanna come out alive.
🕵️♀️ - why what happened in the history
🤵♂️ - I accidentally fucked the owner's mom
🕵️♂️ - accidentally you say..
🤵♂️ - boi stfu and go to the casino
🕵️♂️ - YES BOSS
End call.
Tears trickled down Sue's cheeks, in memory of her favorite artist, Rick Ass Tea. All of her happy memories of his music videos, fanfictions she wrote abt him, and her sexual fantasies that involved bdsm and feet. But enough of this weak shit. She had to find out who the murderer is and avenge Ass Tea. She had to go to the casino, even if it meant taking Joe w her.
She put on her disguise and texted joe to meet her behind the meat factory near the casino.
This was going to be one wild adventure....
To be continued...
