Chapter Two : The Casino

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Sue was waiting. She's been waiting for 35 FUCKING MINUTES. Finally, she sees a green car pull up. It's Joe. But when Sue saw Joe's disguise, she almost threw up.

👨👙👠 - HOW DO YOU LIKE MY STRIPPER OUTFIT
👩‍🦱👘 - YO WTF BRO WHY'RE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT TF
👨👙👠 - YOU SAID YOU WANTED A DISGUISE SO HERE
👩‍🦱👘- BRO I DIDN'T MEAN DRESS UP AS A FUCKING STRIPPER
👨👙👠 - WELL I'M HERE NOW SO LETS JUST GO
👩‍🦱👘 - OK OK YKW, FINE

They go explore the casino to find the suspect. Suddenly, their eyes fall of the stripper pole. Sue looks at Joe. Joe made a fuckboy face and she saw his dick get hard. Joe ran to the pole. And it turns out....JOE KNOWS HOW TO POLE DANCE. after pole dancing for a bit joe notices a couple making out. He looks closer and it's Justin Bieber clearly cheating on his poor wife hailey with the Rock and Kevin Hart. THERE WAS SO MUCH TONGUE. Joe asks if he can join. But he is rejected. He cries for a bit. You see...Justin Bieber was his celebrity crush. So you see...that's why he wanted to join.

👩‍🦱👘 - JOE GET BACK HERE WTF
👨👙👠 - I'VE JUST BEEN REJECTED BY MY CELEBRITY CRUSH STFU
👩‍🦱👘 - BRUV WE HAVE A JOB TO GET BACK TO
👩‍🦱👘 - I THINK I SEE HIM, THE SUSPECT
👨👙👠 - WHERE
👨👙👠 - WAIT NVM I SEE HIM, LETS GO
👩‍🦱👘  - OK COME ON

They go to the suspect. He is giving Ryan Reynolds a handjob. Ryan's sex face is very ugly. He looks like a constipated blobfish. Someone is also filming it. Sue looks at who it is, and dun dun DUNNNN.....ITS ELLEN DEGENERES????? ISN'T SHE SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE??? anyways...stay tuned to find out

To be continued....

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