Teal headed seaweed emo x the boi who is always a food aka grape

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inv kirideku fluff okk lets see how dat works

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inv kirideku fluff okk lets see how dat works

O yah i'll just get momo to fuck sum shit up

perfect

also I hc inv kiri has a soft spot for cats soo momos just gonna turn deku into like neko or sum shit-

Class 1-gay @ 6:30 in the morning

Deku: why the fuck are we here so goddamn earlyyy

Kiri: momo said she had "important shit to show us and no it is not a bomb and detonator"

Deku: totally not suspicious...

Momo: ALRIGHT SO HERE

Deku: Thats gasoline.

Momo: NO THATS WRONG ITS A POTION
(shuichi go OP OBJECTION)

Deku: who will blow up whoever drinks it

Momo: FINE THEN YOU DRINK IT

Deku: why me

Momo: CAUSE YOU KEEP ON INSISTING THAT THIS BABY WILL BLOW YOU UP SO DRINK IT AND THEN TALK

Deku: i cant talk if im dead

Momo: IT. WONT. KILL YOU GODDAMNIT!

Deku: fucking fine calm your tits bitchh

Momo: thank you finally and fuck you too

*15 second time skip brought to you by momo shoving the potion down dekus throat*

Baku: i thought he was supposed to drink the potion not get a glass bottle shoved down his throat-

Momo: UWAHHHHH I DIDNT. SHOVE A GLASS BOTTLE DOWN HIS THROAT ;-;

Sero: thats debatable

Iida: very much im pretty sure hes choking-

Deku: *coughing uncontrollably* WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Todo: 99 bottles of beer on the wAMNPH-

Kami: not now todoroki

Mina: I didnt even work-

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