k im bored and my impulsive ass doesn't want to follow script and start writing the next oneshot so im going to write a kirideku comfort chapter (because have been reading too many kirideku fanfics)
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I am a menace to society someone call the church.
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Kiri pov: another day in this shitty school yay
Momo: HEY SHARK BOY
Kiri pov: aw fuck. anyone but her.
Kiri: omfg what do you want crafting hoe.
Momo: how rude I have tea to spill idiot!
Kiro: go on...
Momo: *whispers* there's a rumor going around saying that grumpy grape boy zuku midoriya has a crush on someone!
Kiri pov: huh..? Crush?
Kiri: *whispers back* boy or girl?
Momo: suprise..! its a guy. wow right?
Kiri: *bites cheek*
Momo: why..? *GASP*
Kiri pov: oh fuck welp there goes my rep-
Momo: *yelling in lowercase* you like him don't you!
Kiri: ...
Momo: since im such a good friend i'll keep your guts safe with me!
Kiri: *breaths out* (thank god)
Momo: on one condition!
Kiri: oh god what...
Momo: hmm... not sure yet! BUT I WILL BE BACK.
Kiri: no blackmail or doing you dirty work.
Momo: finee you prick.
Momo: bye bitch *sprints away*
Kiri: ...bye?
Kiri: ...
Kiri: *breath in...breath out*
Kiri: * P A N I K *
TIME SKIP AKAJAJAKDHAJKSKWKDNXIK
Momo: *sprints to deku* HIII! BUDDY! PAL! GOOD OLD SLICE FRIEND! BESTIEEE!!1!1!11
Deku: ...the fuck- alright who gave her weed
Momo: ANYWAYS *izuku.exe gets dragged*
Deku: THE FUCK YOU BEOTCH LET ME GO-
Momo: NEVER AHAHKAKSKAKSKSKAJJSBA-
Deku pov: great. first a rumor spreads around that i like someone, its true but IDGAF, and now this shit with ms. ripoff crafting table*
Mom9: *dragged deku into empty closet*
Deku: what was that for-!?
Momo: anywaysssss-
Deku: this is about my crush isn't it.
Momo: wEll yeSSSS But nOOOOOOO-
Deku: *sigh* just spit it the fuck out lets get this over with.
Momo: okayy. whos your crush??
Deku: and why would I tell you?
Momo: I can help you get with him (hehe)
Deku: I- how did you know it was a "him".
Momo: *mutters* holy shit so I was right-
Momo: also i know who has a crush on you~
YOU ARE READING
Inverted mha oneshot shit idk anymore (on hiatus)
Humorsoooooo yeahhhhhh this is inverted mha oneshots because im bored and cant be bothered to question life anymore all ships are chosen randomly by a wheel (there will be a picture of what the wheel chooses at the top of each chapter) if you dont like a...
