Grown ups 2 (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)

Morning fiasco

Greg's POV

I was taking a shower thinking about the girl I've had a crush on for years, I know that sounds weird, but I'm a teenage boy my hormones are all over the place

All of a sudden, I hear the door opening and something making a loud noise when a deer opens the shower curtain which made me freak out, the deer started to pee on me and then I heard my mother screaming when I opened my eyes I realised why she was screaming, so I covered up the best I could, as soon as the deer was out of the bathroom, I quickly grabbed a towel and rushed to see what was happening downstairs

Becky: Daddy, I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in.

Lenny: You did, huh?

Becky: And one did.

Lenny: Yeah.

Keithie: Yeah, one crazy-ass one.

Lenny: Oh, no, you did a nice thing, sweetheart. Greg, I'm gonna need a bat!

Becky: Daddy, no!

Lenny: No, no, I'm not going to hit the deer. I'm just going to massage his head for a little bit with it. Okay, come on, come on. He's right here. He's eating Bowser's food. Shh. Okay, he knows we're here now. Stay. Stay. What's he looking at? Move your doll towards me. And back to you. Towards me. Back to you. Three times, fast. Give me that thing.

Becky: Mr. Gigglesworth?

Lenny: No, don't worry. Give it to me. Go on. It's okay. It's okay. Put it in my hand. Roxanne, take them in there. Over there. Hey, dude. You like this guy? Huh? You want to play with him? All right, let's go play in the other room. Come on. Come on, man. Slowly walk with me. I said slowly. No.

Mail man: Ah! Ah!

Lenny: Get out of the way! Oh, my God! Problem solved.

Becky: Mr. Gigglesworth! Daddy, he's killing him!

Lenny: A new problem begins. I'm sorry.

Mail man: Is that your bra, Mrs. Feder?

Lenny: Easy.

Keithie: Ew.

Lenny: It is nice.

Mail man: Thank you, all right.

Lenny: Cool, yeah.

Y/N's POV

The Feder's moved down the street from us, which was very convenient for when I wanted to go over or for them to come over to us, today was the last day of school before summer and as horrible as some teachers are they gave us homework that was due today, me and Greg decided to do our work after school yesterday at my place and Greg stupidly forgot his bag, so I took the short walk this morning to drop it off to him, but something peculiar happened.

As I was walking up their drive, I saw a deer run outside from the house and the family following behind

Y/N: What the hell happened here?

Lenny: Becky left the door open for animals to come in

Keithie: and a crazy ass one did

Y/N: Ah, I see

Lenny: What are you doing here shouldn't you be getting ready for the last day of school?

Y/N: Yeah, I just came to drop Greg's bag off as he left it last night

Greg stepped forward, I saw him stood there in just a towel around his waist, I could see the abs that he was trying to get before the summer started, my eyes widened, and my jaw dropped slightly

Greg: Great, thanks, completely forgot about it

Greg took the bag from me not even noticing me staring, and he must have forgotten that he was only in a towel

Keithie: Y/N, close your mouth, don't want to be catching any flies, and Greg, you need to work out more, your abs are shit

Roxanne: Don't be so rude

Y/N: I'm just gonna go, see you guys later

Greg: See ya, Y/N

Roxanne: I'll see you for your first shift tonight, Y/N

Y/N: I'll be there

I got home in just under 5 minutes, I walked in to see mom and Bean doing some math, mom held up a card that said 8+6

Bean: 28?

Mom: Yes.

Then a card that said 9+6

Bean: 35.

Mom: That's right again, smarty-pants.

Those answers were not even close, but mom is all about confidence at the moment

Y/N: I'm back, let's just say it was a very interesting trip

Dad: Hey sweetie, what happened?

Y/N: I'll tell you later, I've got to get my stuff and head to school

Dad: Okay

Bean: Hi, Dad.

Dad: Hey, Bean, working on the math, huh?

Bean: Yep- Mommy said if I get all my math questions right, I get to ride my bike to school with Becky Feder.

Dad: Really? Okay, Bean, well, what's seven plus nine?

Bean: Seventy-nine.

Dad: Is he a little boy or a computer? Cause I can't figure it out.

Mom: Don't destroy his confidence.

Donna: Happy summer, everybody.

Dad: Whoa. Okay, you sure you want to go with those boots, honey? I know you bedazzled them yourself. I'm just wondering if they'll attract too much attention, you know, from outer space.

Donna: It's the last day of school, and Mom says I'm free to express myself.

Y/N: I think they look cool

Dad: Oh, building the confidence right here with R2-D2.

Bean: Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence.

Dad: Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. That's for sure.

Y/N: Well, me and Donna have to go otherwise we will miss the bus

Donna: Bye mom, bye Dad

Mom: Have a good day at school, girls

Y/N: Thanks mom

Once me and Donna were out the door we started to walk to the stop when I came up with an idea to get a better seat

Y/N: Want to walk to the Feder's and get on the bus first?

Donna: I don't know

Y/N: You get to see Keithie

Donna: Fine, even though I know the real reason you want to go there

Y/N: And what might that reason be?

Donna: You like Greg, it's so obvious so don't try to deny it

Y/N: I'm not going to deny it, but I know for a fact that he doesn't like me like that

Donna: Don't put yourself down beside there's plenty more fish in the sea