obama x reader

slay

Y/n: Okay, here's the plan... i'm going to go to the park and find "unknown" and you are going to hide in the bush and film it. Got it?

Harry's ghost: got it!

y/n: good!

*At the park*

y/n: hello?

Unknown: hello

I could not see their face because of the big black hoodie they were wearing.

y/n: Who are you?

Unknown: you don't know who i am?

y/n: no i can't see your face!

Unknown: its your one true love!

y/n: OBAMA!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Unknown: NO! Its me!

He lowered his hood. I recognized his face but I couldn't put my finger on where I had seen him before.

Unknown: mike

Omg mike was in my 3rd grade class before I was bought by the presidents.

Mike: from the first time i saw you i was in love and i knew you felt the same! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

y/n: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Mike: no were in love!

y/n: sorry dude im in love with daddy obama!

Mike: o–o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh... thats okay! Im homeless now though can i stay at your house...? Uwu baka

y/n: NO !!!!! THE WHITE HOUSE IS FOR ONLY ME AND MY DADDY!!!!!!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

Mike: oh... where will I sleep then? I have no home haha im in crippling debt

I knew he was guilt tripping me right from the beginning... but... it was kinda working. I could make him my pet. Thinking about this made me realize that... except for daddy obama... it didn't have any living friends. Maybe... i could let him sleep in the dog pen because i might be on john quinones what would you do or something. So, i said this

y/n: BROKE PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER LAUGH!

Mike: what.

y/n: you're coming to the white house b*tch on one condition. You have to sleep in the dog pen and be our pet!

Mike: of course mommy

y/h: don't call me that f*cker!

Mike: sorry

At the white house

Obama: who is that

Mike: hi im-

y/n: mike

I cut him off like a girl queen p*ssy boss

Obama: And who is Mike y/n?

y/n: hes some stupid guy i used to know in elamentry school hes not important hes also broke.

Obama: Then why is he here if he's not important?

y/n: he's like #broke and #homeless so i'm letting him stay here for a bit and be our pet. I was broke once, it wasn't fun.

Obama: umm...... y/n......

y/n: what is it daddy obama?

Obama: i already have a pet.... You 😍😍😍

sh*t i forgot!!!!

y/n: yes daddy but he can be my pet hahaha..haha..ha..ha..

I was hardcore blushing daddy had never called me his pet before but like i guess i was always wearing the collar he gave me so it makes sence....