A basic guide to cooking UwU cats

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This may or may not be a joke chapter.

THIS RECIPE IS ONLY FOR THOSE WITH STRONG WILL, DETERMINATION AND MOTIVATION!!!

First, go to your local Gacha Stereotype market and get an UwU cat! They're always free since the store REALLY wants to get rid of them. (The reason why they want to get rid of the UwU cats is because they make the employees suffer, so instead of making money they just decided to give them away). Another choice is to break into your local Gacha Stereotype zoo and steal an UwU cat! But the store bought ones might be a better option since the employees knock them out with a bat before giving them away.

Next, cut off all the hair that they have, cut off their clothes too because we don't eat clothes (keep the tail and ears, they're crispy). Wash the body afterwards and dry it on a towel. Next, get your choice of seasonings out! Or you could marinade it! It really is your choice (but I perfer seasonings. I add salt, MSG and my Dad's secret BBQ mix!!!). Make sure you get it into every nook and cranny (I told you this recipe took strong will didn't I?). If you seasoned it, pop in right In the oven (or grill it). If you marinated it, let it sit in its marinating for 2 hours and then pop it into the oven.

Boom! You got yourself some dinner.

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